Jaden

Excelsior.

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

@bbpinkglock @brewsternova Am was dads l

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

@mellyxfelix @beanerboy_17

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Wednesday, you're showing up with a big dick and Pussy breath......who's better than you?

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

@beanerboy_17

[key. @keywilliamss]

Somewhere, right now, there’s a youth pastor writing a sermon called “Pushin P: Peace, Patience and Prosperity.”

[F-ℬᎯ฿ꌩ𓀡✖️🟰 @RobbBanks]

i been on strike for months. u hoes dnt deserve no dick

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The fare is $2.75. Seven cops tasing a man over $2.75. But tell me again how they keep us safe.

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: *pulls into gas station*

google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

🗣🗣 wya mamas, I cook a mean omelette too

[thefoodbae @TheF00dBae]

Me when my wife is making 6 figures

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

Be the change you wanna see in the world

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Trying to find the right spot to sit at around a campfire be like

[Jim ©️ @jimpeterson99]

Relationships should be 50/50, I build a porch swing, she gets to be the angel swinging in it

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

Not a day goes by that I don't reminisce

[Tbreezy @beanerboy_17]

@Kelso_31 the shaggwagon was a trooper

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

@YoungKingCon @DesaraeRachelle but, to sasuke.... so

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

Old Maroon 5 will always be superior

[chuuch @ch000ch]

coffee prices are out of control

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

The only Busch I go down on is my beer

[rob @rbrtormrz]

gm

[Jaden @Kelso_31]

Is he even a plug if his nails ain't half a mile long😕