Kelvin Buettner

[Kelvin Buettner @KelvinButtner]

@chrisleehutson It reminded me a bit of Wayne’s world at the start when Garth was left alone to host the show haha but the songs were fire and you nailed it.

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@ChewiesLover Norm definitely encouraged him

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@elonmusk Are you laughing at your own joke?

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@LuxAlptraum @dylanmatt I’m not sure if you’ve ever actually watched the Simpsons …

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@timheidecker Did he get dentures or is he high on Cocaine?

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@anafabrega11 How old are you?

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@markmanson Zip it! Nobody even knows what “values” means

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@avatarrant I envy you! #canucks

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@risingaction Nhlers have no shoulders

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@shl Incorrect

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I wonder if the phrase “I’ve done research” has changed at all over the last 50 years

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@elonmusk Would you be happy with an Apollo 12 style landing on Mars?

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@TheWittyGirl You talking about Waterworld?

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@jessehawken How is twin Peaks not trending?

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@playazball That’s a Canadian accent on drugs

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@pattonoswalt Congrats on Ratatouille! Just had a child and watched it on Disney plus

[Kelvin Buettner @KelvinButtner]

@AlbertBrooks @AlanZweibel What did your agent say about asking us?

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What we need is a commission of elderly gangsters to keep everything in order. @kbolan

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@michaelianblack There’s no way merch is a viable profit generator these days.

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@michaelianblack Shouldn’t have folded that hand!