Mon Capitaine

Software Developer, Sci Fi Geek, and Political Shit Poster Extraordinaire

[Mon Capitaine @KenGillisDev]

@IHGhotels @IHGOneRewards What's the point of Diamond Elite status if you don't enforce your availability guarantee, and you don't even give loyal members priority on wait lists? I think I'll take my loyalty to another brand.

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@trekonlinegame Can y'all either remove the Bio-Engineered Viriosaurus Rex from the Universal Endeavour rotation or 10x its HP? It's basically a skip at this point.

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@UPS your driver refused to carry a wheelchair to our front door because it was “too heavy” and my disabled wife had to drag it. Now he’s refusing to deliver because she had the audacity to file a complaint. Is this how you treat people with disabilities?

[Newegg @Newegg]

.@LinusTech put our reviews to the test and built a PC based on parts chosen solely from reviews, and we're giving it away PLUS an additional EVGA RTX 3090 FTW3! So watch the vid, see what parts were the top reviewed, and enter for a chance to win.
Enter: https://t.co/jq8B7Em61c

[Mon Capitaine @KenGillisDev]

@Jmthoel @comcast @Xfinity You have to call in and cancel. Wait a few minutes, and then call in and start a new plan. I literally had the sales person admit that that's the best way to do it. They just hope you're too busy to go through with that.

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@Xfinity You're not "improving" my services if you're doing it every fucking day and preventing me from remote work. Get your shit together or I'm switching to AT&T Fiber.

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@TwitterEng Black People: Can police stop killing us?

Twitter: We're going to rename Blacklist to Denylist

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@BURGERFI So, are you going to hire back the employee and fire the manager? Or are these empty words? My family eats at BurgerFi every weekend, and I’m going to have to rethink that choice if you can’t do the right thing here

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@comcast y’all alright over there? Internet went down and this is the status center. Not a good sign.

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@realDonaldTrump Dude, did you just call yourself a consequence?

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@StarTrekFleet @AppStore @GooglePlay Not able to download on my phone yet, only pre-register. Galaxy Note 8.

[Mon Capitaine @KenGillisDev]

@trekonlinegame You know, if half of your new missions were going to bug out and require me to beam out and back in again, the least you could do is put in some decent checkpoints. Having to restart a half hour mission because of a bug is bullshit.

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@amazon no wonder all these Chinese knock offs have 5 star reviews. You remove 1 star reviews that are perfectly relevant.

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@ClaytonState Your Facebook's been hacked. Might want to see to that.

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@ATT I want you to know that when I switch to another carrier in the near future, it's because you have half-ass implemented tech, shit customer service, and even shittier nickel-and-dime pricing structure.

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@ATT Four hours, 2 stores, 3 reps, and you idiots can't get a Samsung Gear 3 LTE added to my account without having it show up as a Galaxy Tab and refuse to give me a sync code. Maybe I'll return it and buy myself a @verizon version...

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Is wearing a cookie monster tank in the gym counter productive?

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@SenSanders it's all about the Benjamins

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@realDonaldTrump #FakePresident

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@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @NBCNews @ABC @CBS @CNN Sounds like something a dictator would say.