Kenny “The Rocket” Roberts

Father of 2 beautiful children, Divorced Husband, SUNY Plattsburgh 00’, Recovering Alcoholic (Yes, I used to slug beers).

[Kenny “The Rocket” Roberts @KenRoberts37]

if i knew about Minnesota daycares and bitcoin back in 2016 you would have never even heard of epstein island.

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Why does pearl harbor day exist. I wanna know who is celebrating that as a Holiday. Like you have to be so tapped into life it celebrate that.

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Idk why but when Lebron tweets it just makes me so horny

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I Fucking hate the grinch. Genuinely the worst dude I can think of.

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@bobbyballs67 Happy Birthday Bobby Man your ex wife is a Pig make sure to have a couple of beer for the kids in mongolia who can’t have any.

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

Worst part about driving is looking up from your phone

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@RoyaleAPI @ClashRoyale no they are not random they give you the most ass one so you have to spend money to get the good one.

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Midday thought… Just gunna test everyone’s morals here. In the mary kate Cornett situation, Your the Dad. Are you cracking that? Be brutally honest

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No worse feeling than having 1 Zyn left. like when do i use it… I want it now but like I’ll also want it later. I’m in a tricky situation

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what drugs was UVA’s football coach taking when he calls a fucking flea flicker first play in overtime with the playoff on the line. I haven’t seen that play since Madden 09’. I mean Holy fuck.

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Just started thinking about refrigerators. Like who decided they should be cold

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If you drive with your hands at 10 and 2 you shouldn’t be on the road genuinely.

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Sometimes I wish I had the political power to drop an orbital nuke on the state of New Jersey. the world would be a much better place if one day it just floated out into the middle of the atlantic.

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I wonder who was Auto QB at the Mannings this year on Thanksgiving.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“HE WAS IN BOUNDS…THAT’S A FUCKING CLEAN HIT”

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sonk

[SkattaDrt🎯 @SkattaDart]

Maye Dart have mercy on your soul

[Kenny “The Rocket” Roberts @KenRoberts37]

Is Drake Maye building his case to become the next Boston Sports legend? I’m talking Big Papi, Chara, and Brady.

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

I think younghoe koo might be the newest client on ohtanis book

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Tonight you just proved to be mentally unstable and need to reconsider every ounce of ball knowledge you have ever taken. Drake Maye is the Fuckinh goat

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

Tonight Jaxson Dart will prove why he’s better than Drake Maye

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Give Drake the MVP already holy shit he makes me horny