bobby"balls"alot

Breeder of three identical twins born with an extra chromo, Happy wife happy life, mine left #SAE'89

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

Birthday today and man am i feeling the age! Ex-wife called me talking about how good i look now #tellmesomethingnew 😂 Anyways just had 12 beers by myself and looking forward to the next #stayhard

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

@KenRoberts37 This is the beauty of life Kenny. Only one way to solve it. Hair of the dog.

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

@trent_fredick @KenRoberts37 You're funny Trent🤣 the real trick is to fill up a cup of swimmers and serve it up with cookies and call it a hearty snack! Gets 'em every time 😅

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

Excited for this holiday season. Cant wait to see how fat my relatives are getting and pretend I care about the social ecological state of America as if I don't avoid paying taxes like my MIL avoids the gym.

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

@trent_fredick @drakemayeloverr Tell me about it 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

Through** those two years of high school taught me nothing 😅

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

Boys these days wear their golden gooses and stand on elevated surfaces. My friends and I used to spit on fat chicks and rip throw 30 racks. Whats wrong with this generation #Afghanistan

[Trent Fredick @trent_fredick]

Just watched a dude have a girl drink for him in rage cage… must be leaking estrogen or something. Couldn’t be me cause I’m a #beerslugger

[Trent Fredick @trent_fredick]

Used to be a bud light hater, little did I know its gods nectar. Tastes better then a nicely kept vjayjay if u know what i mean #imavirgin #accidnetalycelibate

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

Fat man just sat on the hammock with me... felt the ropes suffering under the tension 😅 starting to hear the fibers slowly give way. Someone give this guy a hint!! #patlama

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

@BrianTerra50425 I smell a stench coming from over there.. 🎣

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

Just saw these two girls on the weather app at a function. Looked pretty chopped too. Probs around 450lb total. #nothanks 😂

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

Trump and bill clinton remind me of my relationship with my ex wife. Lots of sexual activity (mostly butt stuff) but didn't get any work done. #notpolitical

[bobby"balls"alot @bobbyballs67]

@KenRoberts37 Veto