Ken Wallace

Former NWA Referee. Not a “has been.” Confirmed “never was.” 39.9 miler. My opinions are my own, you’ll likely ignore them. Not part of the team.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Moment of clarity: I’m not over it. I don’t think I’ll get over it.

Fuck you to the person(s) who caused it.

Fuck you to the folks who always talk about checking in on folks, and don’t.

Fuck you to those who took advantage.

Don’t minimize my contributions.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

@CardsWithChris Take Lowe

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Me: I think I’ll give @UberEats another shot…

<makes order>

Food picked up, should be here in 10 min

UberEats: Lol. Jk. Adding two stops to the driver. Now 30min.

Me: <instant regret>

@Uber_Support Y’all’s service still sucks ass.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Is it just me, or have all @Starbucks drive thru’s gotten exponentially slower over the past year? Especially on mornings…

Going on a 15min wait after placing my order with only two cars ahead of me.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

I’ve never understood the thought process of…

“Yay, my team won a championship! Let’s go destroy whole city blocks!”

[Naptown All Pro-Wrestling @NaptownAllPro]

Naptown All Pro is devastated to announce the passing of Jordan Nasir St. Fort Colin at the age of 23 better known to the wrestling world as “Black Flash” Jordan Saint

Jordan was been involved in wrestling since 2022, was been a part of NAP Wrestling since 2023, and has adored wrestling for essentially his entire life. That passion for the art & sport of pro wrestling bled through in every action, and if you took the time to really be in his presence, the zeal he had for the squared circle was infectious.

Hardheaded & dedicated to his craft, Jordan was quick to soak up knowledge. Combined with his superb athleticism, he took to all aspects of in-ring competition lightning fast. A true diamond-tier prospect, we’re heartbroken to know we won’t see his full potential achieved

Jordan exemplifies everything we want Naptown All Pro to be. An unrelenting desire to be oneself, an overwhelming commitment to community, a calling to uplift what’s right in the world, and a deep-rooted love for professional wrestling.

There will never be another Jordan Saint, and NAP keeps his family, friends, and fans in our thoughts. Thank you, Jordan, for bringing a wave of Shiaolin Land swagger to Indianapolis. We love you Jojo 🩵

[Hurrdat Sports @HurrdatSports]

Cal Higgins' family was a managing partner for Runza in Kearney, Nebraska, for 27 years.

We put the Texas pitcher to the Runza blind ranking test while he's back in his home state for the MCWS. 👀

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

@kev_cards Some of the takes I’ve read in the past hour make me sad to be grouped in with some Braves fans.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Some of my fellow @Braves fans having the cool, calm, measured reactions to injury news that one would come to expect…

Wait. Nope. The exact opposite of that. Apparently the sky is falling and the season is now doomed and the roster should be punted.

Dopes.

[Bill Behrens @WilliamBehrens]

11 years ago
https://t.co/wHNV7REMx9
@tadpoleslimj vs @JeffLewisNeal
Iron Man Series
Anarchy Wrestling 495 6-13-15
Ref: @KenWallace_
Announcers: Brett Wolverton & John Johnson

[Bill Behrens @WilliamBehrens]

11 years ago
https://t.co/glEC0RV4Qt
Trever Aeon promo
@treveraeon (c) vs @fosterforyou
Young Lions Title Ladder Match
Anarchy Wrestling TV eps 495 6-13-15
Ref: @deebyers & @KenWallace_
Announcers: Brett Wolverton & John Johnson

[Bill Behrens @WilliamBehrens]

11 years ago
https://t.co/TjAwnghHsT
Trey & Jon Williams @Bullets_Bullets vs @I_AM_GETER & Brian Braze (Big F'N Deal)
# 1 tag title contender match
Anarchy Wrestling 494 6-13-15
Ref: @KenWallace_
Announcers: Brett Wolverton & John Johnson

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

@S_ATL_Wrestling At the beach. Duh.

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

Texas Tech Football releases their new football field design for the upcoming season 🔥

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Wrestler who once said with a straight face “every match needs a bar fight spot” expects to be taken seriously with life advice.

On brand.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

@TechAthletics The mental gymnastics here are impressive.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Hey @S_ATL_Wrestling , is it safe to say that Texas Tech and their PR department are doing the equivalent of “tweeting through it”?

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Wanna see an way too long, tone def statement? Read what @kirbyhocutt wrote. Laugh, and enjoy.

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

@kirbyhocutt TL:DR “We have done lots of mental gymnastics to make this ok in our heads”

Way to double down instead of reading the room. A top contender for “dumbest smart guy statement ever”

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

What are there more falsehoods about on this app?

Politics or Pro Wrestling?

[Ken Wallace @KenWallace_]

Still wild that @PapaJohns will charge $6 for delivery only to have a service that 60% of the country gets for free to deliver it.