Old John Lithgow, what a clown,
Thought he'd twist a nursery rhyme down.
"Humpty wanted a crown," he read with a frown,
But swapped it for Trump just to tear the man down. Trumpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Built up the country, made it stand tall.
All the king's liars and media thralls,
Couldn't stop him from winning it all. Now Lithgow's the one who looks broken and cracked,
A washed up actor, talent long lacked.
Pushing his politics, bitter and blue,
While the real king's back, how does that feel, boo hoo? Trumpty Dumpty's stronger than ever,
Your horses and men? Just hot air and endeavor.
Go read to some kids who still buy your schtick,
The rest of us laugh at your desperate trick.
Alright, listen up you woke ass clowns! I'm fucking done with this Bad Bunny bullshit and all the "inclusive" crap being rammed down our throats like we're supposed to swallow it with a smile. You wanna hype up your country and your roots? Fine, go for it, wave your flags, sing your songs, do your thing. But don't you dare come at me or anyone else when we wanna do the EXACT SAME SHIT for OUR country! This is the USA, motherfucker! American football is OUR game, and our 250 year anniversary in 2026 is OUR goddamn milestone to celebrate without your hypocritical whining. And Bad Bunny? That asshole flips off ICE with a big "fuck you," then has the balls to spit his whole speech in Spanish like he's owning the place? Nah, take that divisive garbage elsewhere! This ain't your fucking playground, it's AMERICA! If you hate it so much, pack your shit and bounce. We've had enough of this forced "unity" that only goes one way.