Kendall Casper

there’s an angel on my shoulder. in my hand, a sword of gold

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

there are nonverbal autistic children out there with fully fleshed out psychic relationships with their mothers btw

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

life is literally a constant rotation of losing your spark then finding it again. but damn!

[eva @dollsnings]

the way this is so real

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Landscaper I owed $7000 got deported

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

"Now make the 4th of July about Israel"

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

when I hear fireworks at 9:59pm

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

You guys mock these girls but who always had a pencil when you needed one growing up

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

gotta leave work early boss, i need to purchase explosives from the indigenous

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Today In History @historigins]

Published in The Baltimore Sun, Maryland (1924)

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

I feel about April Margera the same way I do about Princess Diana

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I’m afraid I might be next, if anyone sees pictures of me either with a troon or dressed like one myself it’s a smear and it’s jewish

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i absolutely am

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled