Qwenz

A caricature of a human being

[Qwenz @KendallYoung]

Today I accomplished nothing and also wasted the time of others.

[Qwenz @KendallYoung]

@stupid_reasons liquor store + grocery store, easy

[Stacy Jo Rost @StacyRost]

My parents had to put their dog down two years ago and it’s been really hard on them. Unfortunately my stepdad,
Rick, has found the worst way to cope: feeding a one-year old raccoon and letting him live on their porch. His name is Little Rick aka Rickoon. And by “feeding” him,

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Zito @_Zeets]

On how and why google changed the system behind their search engine and how it’s ruined looking up anything now

https://t.co/IIgqJcPYZe

[Michael Glover Smith @whitecitycinema]

I’m glad Tom Waits is reissuing his greatest albums on vinyl but what I really want is for him to have an unscrupulous manager who swindles him out of his savings and thus forces him to be productive in his old age (a la Leonard Cohen).

[Qwenz @KendallYoung]

@stupid_reasons just a daily or with am/pm flavors?

[Qwenz @KendallYoung]

@stupid_reasons When I leave I usually tell her where I'm going and how long I'll be gone

[Qwenz @KendallYoung]

@stupid_reasons

[juan @juanbuis]

i mean just look at them go

[juan @juanbuis]

incredible how the french have truly *perfected* the art of striking

[Boob McNutt @boobmcnutt67]

I am BEGGING you to watch this TikTok a dude has rarely rocked even half this hard

[Avid Halaby @AvidHalaby]

The stuff uncovered in the Twitter whistleblower report is much crazier than anything in the "Twitter files" but it's much less politically/tribally salient so it got no attention. Going to do a thread on some of the craziest things, in no particular order.

[Qwenz @KendallYoung]

@stupid_reasons HONK

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Mistakes were made 😂

[Emily Finch @DrEmilyFinch]

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels.

I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow.

Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’

Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path.

Strap in. It’s a 🧵

1/so many

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[Fir @SimplyFir]

Remember what they took from us

[Father Sean Misty @seanieviola]

Anthony Bourdain making a Negroni is perfection.

[★ sad ★ @doglesbian]

boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
thats why i make babybel cheese wax crab
on company time