For camping this weekend, Casey made sure to get us a spot close the bathroom bc she knows I pee like a 2yr old. And honestly, I have never felt so loved in my entire life
Mom deadass to my face: you know I drank when I was pregnant w you for the first two months, that’s why you r the way u r.........OH OKAY MOM THX FOR CLEARING UP ALL MY ISSUES 😂
Told my dad while playing Kan Jam: “if you make it in the slot, I’ll walk home from Hershey”
*dad makes it in slot next toss*😑
Me: *begging for a ride home*
Last day of vacation is so bittersweet bc 1. It’s the last day and 2. You have to finish all the beer, so you’re trashed all day long....it’s a weird feeling
when Dan & Shay said “I remember how bad I need ya, when I taste tequila” I do not feel that because who actually remembers anything after drinking tequila
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod