ken iv

[json @edgyjson]

turns out fucking a coworker is an important part of becoming an adult

['*•.¸♡ 𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐞 ♡¸.•*' @softxxgf]

I know my place and it's on his lap.

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Angels like you by Miley Cyrus is one of best songs ever written

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I b saying “babe” platonically n “bro” romantically u can’t save me.

[mamamoo @thelovelyMC]

if you're going to spiral, spiral upward. into hope, into possibility, into beautiful outcomes

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

did you know there’s 40 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Touching grass isn’t enough I need to open a portal to an alternate reality

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i open this app like a divorced man opening the fridge

[Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC @dumbbitchcap]

Male Instacart shoppers be like they’re completely out of garlic so I got you a honeycrisp apple

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

A family can be one person and a cat

[⋆missy⋆ @malibuwmiley]

I love that this woman only leaves her house to collect awards and tributes.

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

y'all ever think about how your pets are just running around the house butt ass naked