Cornetto

Normalize going insane

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

[:3 @nmechangedme]

how it feels to make a joke around people who arent perverts

[mia. @dreamsickang3l]

Don’t ask me what’s wrong because I’ll deadass start from 2023

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

topics to avoid when speaking with me:
1. uni.
2. future.
3. love life.

[glonk @tenthousund]

cum towel's finally stiff enoug to get oragami'd into sombrero

[kat @blumbblump]

scrolling twitter in class #noshame

[matvey @mmassacre11]

Fully convinced this is how I look when I try to converse with literally anyone

[Cornetto @Kenebi5]

@phrainy tried to get the tickets but i didn’t get the presale code james i will find you

[delfi ⋆ . ﾟ+.ﾟ⋆ @sanguchito67]

“viste lo del gta?” flaco q me importa va a salir una nueva dimension en minecraft

[{byedisaster} Walmart Lestat @bi_bye_disaster]

love it when a man gets so mad he starts speaking Shakespearean

"But am I as boring as the blather committed onto the ferric tapes of your fascinating boy?" (the word "ferric" meaning "containing iron" referring to the magnetic coating on cassette film. Fun)

[໊ @loumadeo]

DOES ANYONE EVEN CAREEEEE

[o diário de um cafajeste @the1andonlysab]

PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE

[jere @deerlenney]

WARSAW PROGRESJA WHO AM I SEEING!!!!

[Sweet Ollie ♱ @sangriacruel]

eu quando estou revendo iwtv pelo vampiro Armand e o vampiro Armand aparece na tela

[Cloyster Baby (spooky scary skeleton arc) @oysterrbaby]

....

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[T✍️🏾 @bluemyths]

you can see for a brief second he was genuinely gonna lunge at daniel

[butch daniel molloy @butchmidas]

how long after sex is it acceptable to turn on iwtv s2 ep5