lizzie

just another one of Jesus’s homies

[dizzy @rundizzy]

damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

(solemnly) yas queen

[lizzie @KenkelElizabeth]

@meghanhug Rumor has it it's one of those rebate situations like when you buy stuff from a hardware store

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

"we need daily personal prayer. sometimes that word can scare us, daily. also personal. and also prayer." -the seminarian, rcia

[lizzie @KenkelElizabeth]

@itsdravenn my babe wendy williams version of native new yorker

[CYC Kitchen @CYCkitchen]

Our dear hot dog was dropped on the ground today.. so the campers prepared a proper burial.

[lizzie @KenkelElizabeth]

@skneezbug Was that not already the focus?

[Granny @DEARGRANNY]

Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back

[lizzie @KenkelElizabeth]

The college version of a lemonade stand is laying out on the front lawn with a "u honk we drink" sign

[lizzie @KenkelElizabeth]

@itsdravenn we're trying our darndest I swear 💙

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Camper: "Hey Mr. Jackson, can I get a ride on your golf cart?"

"Sorry man, only for emergencies."

Camper: "There is an emergency - I'm frickin' fat and it's 95° outside. Lemme on."

New favorite camper quote.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Them: wanna hang out on Friday?

Me, stressed: yeah, like the ONLY PERSON WHO CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES is just gonna take a night off

[lizzie @KenkelElizabeth]

@cassieh467 What happened to the puppies?? Or should I not ask...

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

If two iowans almost run into each other and no ones around to hear it, do they “ope?”

[lizzie @KenkelElizabeth]

@hxrtfeels @cklocke11 Courtney this is still how I play baseball and it’s anything but adorable