Kennedy Howell

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

when I have a bad Thursday:

[chudail @mayoanarchy]

type shit

[gill @contactabrother]

door dashers have done more for me than any politician

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Wanna meet the guy who came up with tall boys.

Gotta imagine it was like damn i wish this beer was two beers.

What a genius. Should be up there with Galileo.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I’m playing outside for while then prolly hitting the club

[Cee @BigHairConnoiss]

You could be having the worst day ever and here comes your dad “what’s going on with your hair”

[James @CaucasianJames]

not gonna put too much pressure on u guys but i think some of u need to clean ur microwave. u don’t have to do it tonight but i’d do it in the next few days

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m not a morning or night person. I’m an 11am- 2pm person and everything else is suffering

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

“you never open up to me" we only met 3 years ago, it takes time

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Can I come over and pace around I won’t make noise

[seynique @seynique]

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

[Kennedy Howell @KennedyHowell6]

If the bar doesn’t smell bad, have no ac, and there’s not an old man on the sax then i dont want to go