Membrane

Medical Doctor💉💊🩺
Forex trader📉
Crypto Enthusiast📈
Political Analyst
Barcelona fan🇪🇦
Romans 9:16-18

[ßtc @buzorszn]

Nigga, make sure you become all you promised yourself.

[engemma8 @engemma8]

When a blessing falls on a right person, you will all win 🥹🙏

[Masuhd @masuhd_]

Betting twitter coming back from international break

[Vpking102 🦅🥰 @KingFrank102]

Dem no dey beg person to work na why God create poverty 😂

[keli @msyoki2]

Acute MOs are going through viva voce just to secure a job. 😭😂 They’ll ask you to manage a STEMI, DKA, PPH, and status epilepticus back-to-back, then offer you a salary that triggers all four conditions. 💀

[Friendly Neighborhood Nurse @AkansAdam]

The amount of Aura you loose when you fail at a cannulation attempt isn't talked about enough 💔

[Membrane @KennedyJekpe]

I just saw a tweet where a pharmacist was telling someone who studied Pharmacology to stop using the title “Pharm.”

Same people that want to be addressed as “Doctor” at every opportunity. 😭

The hypocrisy is too loud. 😂

[Afo @Dr_Afo]

If hands on is your goal.

Your best bet are general hospitals that take HOs, especially in the north.

The next in the list are FMCs and finally private teaching hospitals.

You're not even going to get zero hand on in fed teaching hospital.

What you get in those place is minus zero because you're just a porter running after blood and a nurse giving IV medications up and down.

[Hamzat Abdulwahab @HamzatAbdlwahab]

The sad news is;
Medical school is the easiest part of your medical career

[La peace ✌🏾 @brooklyn6613]

Going to a private university in Nigeria is a scam. Your parents spent millions just for you to graduate and compete for the exact same ₦150k entry-level job with an Yabatech or UNILAG graduate.

[BukolaOfGod @BukolaOfGod__]

Work hard. Luck is a plus, not the plan.

You can’t control when opportunities will come your way, but you can control how prepared you are when they do.

Keep putting in the work.
When luck finally knocks, make sure your hard work is ready to answer.

Hope you secured your 2k?

[Hamzat Abdulwahab @HamzatAbdlwahab]

FMC, GH for skills
Teaching Hospital for Stuffs
Noted 👍🏻

[Nelson Mogaka @NelsonMogaka_]

Unpopular opinion: A teaching hospital full of residents is not ideal for medical interns. Interns are just muscle power to chase blood and do lab works.

[𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 @dr__bock]

@chisomvs You can download them all on this website.
Everything you listed here can be downloaded them
Here’s a link to Baja. The name of the site is Anna’s Archive.

https://t.co/x72xtRgAe6

[Dr Ihab Suliman @IhabFathiSulima]

The surgeon expected a routine appendectomy—but found a dangerously swollen appendix packed with yellow, jelly-like globules. ⚠️

What is the diagnosis—and what catastrophic complication must be avoided during surgery?

[Dr Ihab Suliman @IhabFathiSulima]

A surgeon opens the neck—and freezes.
The thyroid gland is jet black. 🖤

The patient has been taking a common antibiotic for years.

What is the drug—and what caused this dramatic pigmentation?

[N. Mariana S. Vasquez MD @DrNmarianaSVas]

✨ TRIAD OF THE DAY ✨
• Buttock or thigh claudication
• Erectile dysfunction
• Absent or diminished femoral pulses
What is the diagnosis?

[Dr M Shujat Rasool @DrMShujat]

Omeprazole (PPI): Rule of 3
1. Take 20/40mg once daily, 30min before breakfast, empty stomach. Swallow whole.
2. Takes 1-4 days for full effect, not for instant relief.
3. Do not use months without doctor review, long use lowers Mg and B12.

Gaviscon/Mucaine (Antacid): Rule of 3

[Membrane @KennedyJekpe]

You dey whine Okafor's law

[BIGDANN🦅 @bigdann_x]

Two people who have had sex before will still have sex anytime they meet somewhere they’re comfortable.

[Nelson Mogaka @NelsonMogaka_]

There is a new crop of doctors with good handwritings. The profession is gradually losing its values.