Ken Penders

OFFICIAL CREATOR OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA.
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[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

PSA as King Penders I can pop off time to time, and if I perhaps offend any of you with my language, good, and fuck you.
(Unless you one of the fam)
Also do NOT follow me if you do not want to see verbal obscenities.
I will PIN THIS to my profile. (TW WHEN SCROLLING INTERNET)

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@sonic_hedgehog Ian Flynn is total garbage.
Super glad you guys had me replace him in the upcoming media.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@signa4 She ain't getting shit. Last thing she received from me was the third degree titty twister.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

My wife Gwen Penders has officially left me.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@snowwood_ I am addicted to eating ass. Quite frankly.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@sonic_hedgehog @cartoonnetwork Cancelled. Thank god.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@sonic_hedgehog I recommend a full dose of shut the fuck up.
Side effects may include finding Jesus Christ.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@chaomix I need to take a shit.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@KingKabuki91 Cowboy anything is goated, everytime.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@SonictheGenHog This just shows how brainless the Sonic community truly is.
One moment all of you are anti-Ai and are down the throat of any user who posts it, but this you are fine with?

Irony at its finest, congratulations for being the most out-of-touch-with-reality group of people.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@alemolag @KingKabuki91 For now. They always come back.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@alemolag I'm fine for the most part.
Just craving mac and cheese more then ever.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

I'm on a strict diet.

I refuse to eat anything that is not pussy.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@KingKabuki91 She was intimidated by my success.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

Just purchased the Sonic The Hedgehog IP, expect heavy changes to the story.
I plan to remove Eggman entirely as the villain and only feature Mammoth Mogul from this point forward as Eggman is extremely boring and drawn out at this time.

Seth Rogen will be voicing Mammoth.

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

On a 10 week bender time to stop the drinking and switch to heroin!

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

I had sex with @nakayuji and there's not a damn thing he can do to keep me quiet anymore...

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@Kellinquinn @sonic_hedgehog If you look closely you can see me and my nephew Bren Penders in the front row! We love you @Kellinquinn

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

Happy to announce I will be reprising my role as lead writer!

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Sonic City Blognik: Archie Preview: Sonic Universe #16: Espio's caught up with Sonic, Tails, Monkey Khan and Sally... http://bit.ly/dz5Cbj

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@emzberry Happy to announce I will be reprising my role as lead writer!

[Ken Penders @KennethPenders]

@ItsEnderFox I have only ever, slept with a condom on.