Kenny Prime

When the true King's murderers are allowed to roam free and 1000 Magicians arise in the land

[Kenny Prime @KennyPrime69]

@BlizzardCS I mean it was done to protect me.

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[Kenny Prime @KennyPrime69]

@BlizzardCS Help Please

[Kenny Prime @KennyPrime69]

@BlizzardCS Ticket Number: US11030960 over 9 hours, still waiting

[Kenny Prime @KennyPrime69]

#LEXYGAVINPOKER

https://t.co/76dnRKd8q6

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Did you know you can just go to the park and take a squirrel for free? Literally no one is going to call you on it. Take a many as you like, it's crazy

[Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine]

My daughter asked if her bones were always going to hurt when it’s cold outside. I said one day they will hurt when it’s not even cold.

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

there should be a tattoo fairy. like every time life fucks you, boom here’s a coupon for a free tattoo

[go follow my new account ⬇️ @xoxobungee]

i do my best proofreading after i hit send

[November @postoctobrist]

When you get the Rona test positive it should show you a little video of the moment you got infected like a Call of Duty killcam

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

[Diablo @Diablo]

Claim your gift from Hell. 🎁 💀

Just tweet #HailDiablo + #DiabloPromo and you may receive a free gift delivered from Sanctuary to your doorstep.

📜 Rules: https://t.co/Aab353lyst

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

There was a brief time in the early 90s where you could pull up to someone at a red light and ask for Mustard

[Richie K @RichieWhat]

A handjob is like a granny smith apple. You'd never ask for one but you thank the lunch lady anyhow.

[paula.vision.pv @thepaulasuzanne]

My life got a lot better when I stopped making polite conversation with people I don't like.

[Kenny Prime @KennyPrime69]

Love carpeted stairs!

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

First win as our Head Coach 👏

This is only the BEGINNING.