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“cocteau twins are the og mumble rappers”

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imagine u finally get to go on jeopardy and ur up against someone with a 31 day streak

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mormon? more like lessmen

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@astrashoe i miss you :(

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sometimes i feel like i sound like greg heffley when i talk

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playing foosball as a man is kinda gay

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um…… lea michele is kinda bad

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snitches get bitches

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there’s a reason those phones called LG

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u can’t just cheers me nonconsensually bro

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how these pants so big on me yet i’m still crackin

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@astrashoe he wouldn’t know romance if it kicked him in the prostate

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@astrashoe sus

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i hate touching the sticky part of tape because the idea that my fingerprints are embedded on it forever is just so unsettling

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the homies and i love playing drunk jeopardy

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i rarely snort but when i do it’s bc my friend got a penis drawn on their windshield

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i am a walking think piece

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Who the fuck looked at a boomerang and thought ya I want this back

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wtf is loss prevention, u mean u get paid to profile people?