Kent Graham

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[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

I’d like to see a movie where the hitman opens the briefcase to assemble the high-powered rifle and sees it’s made by Ikea.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

My wife talked to me for nearly an hour about how much she can't stand chatty people.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

My wife talked to me for nearly an hour about how much she can't stand chatty people.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

Google is my Primary Care Physician.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

@nytimes You can't have a four-word connection that isn't correct and write it off as "that isn't the connection we're going for." Three words connected are fine as decoys. But four words are cheating on the part of the quiz maker.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

I have a very small dog — a Shih-tzu — and her behavior indicates that she has a Napoleon complex.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

@paramountplus https://t.co/oYfSsQBdcs is redirecting to https://t.co/rr3WFtmUCB and I can't access my account

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

I don’t wanna brag, but my teenager just talked to me for like 8 seconds.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

@EricIdle I grew up next to an English family in Detroit. They introduced me to Python on Ch 9 out of Windsor before it reached the States. You lads were a naughty influence. I once addressed a substitute teacher as Mrs. Two Story Apartment Building and got sent to the principal.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

🤣😂

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Dolly Parton is amazing!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Every Republican member of Congress voted against the Inflation Reduction Act.

That hasn’t stopped them from claiming credit now that billions of dollars and thousands of jobs are coming home.

That's alright: Bidenomics works for all of America.

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary.
🇺🇸🚀🌛
Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Had enough yet ?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, some of the books that shaped my life—and the lives of so many others—are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and ideas available to everyone.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

You have wrinkled linen shirts. You have a hot, humid garage. Connect the dots, my friend. These are genius dots.

[Jack Boot @IamJackBoot]

- Darling, you're manspreading again.
- I can't help it. It's the lavender.