Clare Green

I do like to be beside the seaside

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Frankly I don’t know why anybody of Biden or Trump’s age would *want* to be President. I’m 60 and I don’t even want to go upstairs.

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

@GBNEWS can you give Anne a cushion

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

@loosewomen a mobile phone is an adult device don’t put it in the hands of children

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

Keep Barclays Bank Branch Open in Leiston - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/NUSgbBVE8X via @UKChange

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

STOP Needless Destruction of our Coast & Countryside by National Grid - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/AG1KAXrCpS via @UKChange

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

@marksandspencer you won't sell many triple choc panettones if stores not stocking them. Two stores visited #zero available

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow a question please. My forecast says if I contribute another year I will reach maximum of £203.85 but it also said that for my 2022 forecast. I contributed another 12 months but still showing a shortfall. Additionally I have one year (2013/14) not full Want £190 vc should I pay it

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Good morning to everyone except anyone who chews with their mouth open.

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

#HollyWilloughby #thismorming why couldn’t she speak Schofield’s name

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

I'm this old and still alive 🤣

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

#HarryandMeghanExposed surely there is something more newsworthy than this irksome couple # thank goodness for mute button #EnoughlsEnough

[Abbey Road @AbbeyRoad]

12 years ago, the zebra crossing on #AbbeyRoad was given Grade II listed status, marking it as a nationally important monument.

Hundreds of thousands of visitors make the pilgrimage each year to recreate the iconic ‘Abbey Road’ album cover.

#AbbeyRoadCrossing

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Larry speaks

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

For fuck sake, Percy. Put some pants on.

[🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @Classicbritcom]

The Legendary Oliver Reed 🍻

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

#Wimbledon Evert and Shriver looking like Star Trek extras

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

#Wimbledon is it wrong I'm fretting about how everyones going to get home when #Djokovic match finishes

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Reasons someone asks “are you heading out for lunch?”

1. They want to give you some work or quickly borrow you for a second (annoying)
2. They want you to pick up a sandwich for them and they don’t mind which one (bizarre and stressful)
3. They want to join you (horrific)

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Painter needed for this Thursday night,
picture of me and the lads

Cash in hand

[Clare Green @Kentwell11Green]

Dear @itvnews I seen #willsmithslap more than is healthy from every angle on every news bulletin since Monday. Enough already