Wren

Jeff Goldblum fan account

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

If my dog had a celebrity lookalike it would be a Jonas Brother. Don’t ask questions, just accept it.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

I’m not saying the state of the world is Betty Crockers fault necessarily, but I am saying that they changed the formula for the blue Scooby Doo fruit snack in 2016. Do with that information what you will.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

Women in male dominated fields

[lady bird ✫ @gyllenhaus]

prefiro corpos assim do que aqueles malhados de academia

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

I don’t go on roller coasters but I imagine it’s the same thrill as when I’m typing in the group chat after I run into one of my friend’s exes and they got fat.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

I would like to apologize to all past boyfriends, men who thought they were my boyfriend, and situationships, for all the times they tried to get me to watch Star Wars and I adamantly refused. I finally watched every single one and that shit is so good. You were so right. My bad.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

Name a better character than Samwise Gamgee. You can’t.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

@floatovertrees @bo_austin_ Listen, you are fully welcome to say this, but then you deal with the consequences of that. Having a village requires being part of a village, and being part of a village means you take an interest in the things your village does, simply because they love it and you love them.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

“Bear in mind” let me stop you right there, there are always bears on my mind.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

@Moonlight_myths Has anyone said to talk to your apartment management company about the noise? I had an upstairs neighbor that was just insanely noisy. I talked to my apartment people about it multiple times, and they eventually offered to let me move apartments for same $$ after checking it out.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

@brkblsummer Gimme gimme gimme a man after midniiiiiight

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

Forcing my boyfriend to learn about Punch the monkey by sending him every video on my feed for four days straight.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

My dog is my best friend but I’m definitely not his best friend.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

If your boyfriend got candy in his stocking for Christmas, how long does it have to sit in the pantry before you can eat it? Asking for a friend.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

As always, fuck the Packers. 🖕🏼

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

@katrosenfield @jamesonfarlow @Twitlysium @politicalmath We’re talking about non-violent noncompliance though. If we accept that this results in getting shot and stop resisting, then what route is there to take? Ignore it and have it continue to happen? Stick our heads in the sand and accept inhumane treatment of others?

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

@katrosenfield I don’t think she thought she was risking her life. None of her actions warranted her death. If you say that the people who should change things, won’t. And interfering is signing up to get shot. Then is the right option to accept this all and let it continue as we sit idly by?

[Sofía @starkcanarie]

can't tell you shit about what happened in the abyss, they made steve look too good in there I blacked out #StrangerThings5

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

If there is one thing Joyce Beyers doesn’t care about, it’s where here son Jonathan is.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

Heated Rivalry, summed up.

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

Calling you bro but my soulful eyes betray the depths of my yearning

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

A girl I work with is turning 21 and invited me to her birthday, and then double checked that I was old enough to get into the bar.

Brb while I tell this story to everyone I’ve ever met for the next 6-8 months.

[Wren @KenzieKnue]

This is the energy I am channeling watching SLOMW reunion. Stop trying to make Dadtok matter!!