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[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Forgetting to wear your perfume

[𝑀𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓃𝓏𝒾𝑒 @KenzieLeeMay]

A lady came and sat on the patio and asked me if I could do something about the bees. WHAT?! Let me pull out my magic bee flute and play a little tune for them to sleep?!?!?!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Having breakfast/brunch with your friends is sooo fun. And dare I say having dinner with your friends is so fun. And then you order dessert and that is SO fun. And also having a lunch with friends I need to tell you is fun

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy mother’s day to her

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

People who work at bars be like “come visit me today”

[sarah @heavenbrat]

please talk to me in a softer tone im just a girl

[gill @contactabrother]

i finally did enough research

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately money can and does buy me happiness every single day

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Cooking together isn’t romantic, MOVE out my fkn way 🙄

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[𝑀𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓃𝓏𝒾𝑒 @KenzieLeeMay]

My sister and I just had a full blown panic that we forgot the water for the bong (we are at the beach)

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

sometimes a dirty chai isnt enough i need a slutty filthy little whore chai

[Matt Kiebus @mjkiebus]

You become an adult twice.

When you turn 18.

And when you find out how much it costs to professionally frame something at Michael’s.

[Diane @dianenotdiana]

When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.