Diarmuid Keogh

A lads lad

[Martin-innit @Martcollins]

@TVSanjeev @robertpopper Boloc Party.

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

Criost ri getting it done on the global stage. #riabu

[Villanova Track & XC @NovaTrackXC]

3️⃣:5️⃣8️⃣.9️⃣5️⃣ and sub-4 history for @charlieod_1500 in the Mile!

Blistering finish to a great race and Charlie is the 42nd Villanovan to run a sub-4:00 Mile! #GoNova #sub4 #sub4club 🔵⚪️

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

Alright sky boys .. back in the bin there ya

[Niall B @Berminn27]

@NI_ALLO Sounds like “ up the rad” to me. It’s a rallying call to the person in the room responsible for the central heating to bring the heating level up. Temperatures have plummeted in the last day or so and it was obviously getting very cold very quickly there last night

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

“They found a big box of machine guns in his house.”

“God, I wouldn’t have thought he’d have been interested in that type of thing.”

“Ah yeah, well, ya think ya know someone.” #GE2020

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

Pathetic

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Dick said it was an extra special forfeit, because you were such a big cheating bastard."

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

@AndyGoode10 @Saracens @premrugby Why you being horrible to salarycens for ?

[Féach News @_FeachNews]

Should Ireland commemorate the Royal Irish Constabulary and the Dublin Metropolitan Police?
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[Matt Cooper @cooper_m]

Note the date...but still...

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

@EllisGenge @mikecowley74 @D_Bizzy94 hahahaha

[K-LØCK @K_Lock___]

“You’re not supposed to go on it every weekend”

[Grumain @Grumain]

@mattyt339 @01Souto Yeah, if you're not a pro rubgy player, how would you know that putting the ball in your partner's ass to kick it, is a bad idea?

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

Raab just said on the Today programme that it's a cracking deal for Northern Ireland as they get "frictionless access to the Single Market and Customs Union". The lack of self-awareness is unbearable.

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

@richiebull You drive the car not the petrol though ??

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

@goodcatfoods @Murray_Kinsella Slide in head first instead so I guess ?

[RugbyInsideLine @RugbyInsideLine]

A Scotsman walks into the bar.

Normally this joke has a Welshman, an Irishman and an Englishman.

But they are all still at the Rugby World Cup instead...

[Diarmuid Keogh @KeoghDiarmuid]

Ireland are playing NEW ZEALAND not the all blacks, stop the fan boying in the media

[Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward]

One of the greatest intros in the history of Irish journalism. Vincent must have been reading The Ginger Man or watching Withnail and I before he wrote these two opening paragraphs... https://t.co/fxwI2ssbm0