The Green One

I am here!
professional chudjak artist
Martians, Venusians, Grayliens DNI!

[The Green One @KeplerianOne]

20 followers!!!
more sloptent will be released soon! i do not have a well-defined concept for what content this page will host.. so we'll see along the way!!!

Reposting the image I used for the bday announcement because I'm lazy and want to play video games...

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@ShitpostRock holy shit, people like this actually exist unironically #unfortunate4u

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@Shmorgvie most of these games are platformers, bullet hells, post Cruelty Squad life sims, metroidvanias, or walking simulators, most with varying degrees of roguelike mechanics - why is this video essayer treating them like they're uninterpretable and therefore devoid of genre??

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@pipislover1997 the testicle dark wrold...

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@alienlookingcat @WildSentences

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@broteinpancakes they call me the pendulum

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@amazonmilkfrog I think a more meaningful (and accurate) statement to make is that there has been a business operating on those grounds consistently since 560CE~ rather than that single building existing for 1,500~ years

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@happiomi @king_of_games34 @Drayalgo77 @LizardK81842262 @aureoanello

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@lvaro_02 @IcyAvalanche idk

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@king_of_games34 @Drayalgo77 @LizardK81842262 @aureoanello don't care, didn't watch.
psychologists that see nothing wrong with the "lolicon" thing are closeted padeophiles themselves.

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@MKeratos @MsQ5U4EX7YY2E9N @supghost69

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@ceyarma_ Chapter 3 is easily A material, not sure why it's so low on a lot of lists I see

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@Luffgod5 Did they nerf Flowery?? what??

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@Zingus5 me when "blorbo: the game" has blorbos

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@riuniloh @asrielslovinggf I'm really interested on when they're going with the prophecy since it has been hinted a lot that The Fun Gang have been deviating from it.

[SPOILER]

+ flowery implying that Ralsei is an abnormality?? idk if I read it right the first time but wow wow what's happening?!

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@gaspastrike @ThatWeirdoeMel I don't think there's a single chapter below B.
I don't understand why Chapter 3 gets so much hate, I really liked it and the story and gameplay it has to offer.

imo chapter 5 is perhaps the weakest among recently released chapters, but that's like comparing Salieri to Mozart.

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@riuniloh @asrielslovinggf most of the dialogue between flowery and ralsei is:
"Hey dude, don't be an indentured servant and neglect what you want and need because you're a darkner."
like, the narrative is quite clearly placing a mounting significance on darkners' identities.

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@ZephyrDreadhorn @KeebyAstrokat dw it's good - people just can't help themselves when it comes to being miserable critics

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@Fumperdinker @CurvyBug me when i am angry because someone on twitter made an entirely normal statement regarding a popular piece of media that warrants discussion

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@igneous200 @EstrogenChic I assume "canon difficulty" implies presenting the player with the difficulties faced by the protagonist, with any injuries or deaths inorganic to the source material rendering the game non-canon.
It's like when DarkViperAu did OHKO GTA V, which would be canon to the series.

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@Tee__xix @hisaflog100 🥀socceroos are lowkey one of the best teams but whatever