Kirby

I went to the zoo the other day, only had one dog in it, it was a shitzu

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@PFF L

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

🚨 ALL-STAR VOTING IS OPEN 🚨

RT TO VOTE FOR @DeMar_DeRozan.
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Retweets count for #NBAAllStar!

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@realfakewalter @DonkeyTeeth87 Good Luck! The Kirby Hairs will be ready to compete against you both!

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Cody Parkey still kneeling and praying is INSANE. How does that guy still believe in God???

[TaylorMade Golf @TaylorMadeGolf]

Only a few of the @JDayGolf Ghost Tour Prototype left. Last chance to get your hands on one. http://t.co/cbMb2X8kYx

[Charlotte Knights @KnightsBaseball]

Happy Birthday to @whitesox Paul Konerko! He rehabbed with us in 2008 (4 G). Follow us for a chance to win an Konerko auto ball today!

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

Josh Reddick! http://t.co/yJ7CmYspcu …

[Rudy Gamble @rudygamble]

It is bad enough that Arizona hates unscrappy prospects. No need to hate on unhetero people too.

[Kirby @Ker_be]

“@totalfratmove: The Red Lion @KevinBlaha http://t.co/qO7eqlcijE”

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@RogerMathewsNJ @JENNIWOWW you're

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@Uber_CHI thanks for the party at @HubbardInn last night!!

[Kirby @Ker_be]

KevinBlaha @Kathyyyyk when where what are we drinking?

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@redeyechicago Our father, who art in Calgary, bobsled be thy name #regiveaway @elizabethgores

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@Brian_Panek @NickFriedell for example, how often will you have sex this year o/u 1

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@Brian_Panek @NickFriedell BP nick has no time for prop bet questions

[Kirby @Ker_be]

@P_Con_ @KevinBlaha @CaitlinKolkau we could have been pushing this via podcast....

[Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs]

Oh my god. RT @SullyFootball: OMG Lorenzen https://t.co/dHgheJi6YP

[Kirby @Ker_be]

“Anthony Bennett finally scored double digits in an NBA game: http://t.co/cZ7cWsPMNB” with 1st overall the Cavs draft a decade of awful