Mike Shaffer

Scion of clan Mysterian & proud fist of Kord

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

To those tweeters who tell me to “stick to comedy”: please do not read my Observer/⁦@ObsNewReview⁩ column. I have not stuck to it. I have become unstuck from it, and have fallen onto the floor of mirthless opinion. https://t.co/laHJByuO1f

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

I am going to get a couple teardrop tattoos on my face because I am tired of Nancy from HR hassling me in the break room. If she sees the tears I've shed metaphorically, she might understand. If that fails, I'll stab her with a sharpened toothbrush.

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

@teamobjection Can we discuss how Shaun pronounced "Bettany," please?

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

@MyNameIsGaron Always about the threesomes with you, huh? We get it.

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

@MyNameIsGaron @DrinkAriZona @NeverNotFunny NNF's vintage tour T-shirt budget must be hurting. The humanity.

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

@danielvankirk This is seriously deep. It's like you have seen my soul, and my soul looked back and smiled.

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

@openargs Crisper than a cracker, sweeter than honey, smoother than silk: we can never go back to the old sound.

[Objection Network @teamobjection]

The Dungeons and Dragons campaign is finally starting. It's real! Here's a video all about the world and characters and how it's all going down!
https://t.co/iN5jfu7STi

[Objection Network @teamobjection]

New episode! We're putting them on Soundcloud until the regular place gets sorted out. Here's the Thanksgiving show you missed, with hot takes and hot bakes. https://t.co/IDaAs8ll4z

[Objection Network @teamobjection]

New episode! It's our big 300th, and we packed it with a game where you can play along as we try to guess 90s songs! https://t.co/CbKgxEQ0De

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

@teamobjection Be wary of the bard "Hansen." Those who speak infernal should not be trusted. And she sounds terrible.

[Mike Shaffer @KerashOTThunder]

I cast "Tweet," invoking Kord's name to the sound of thunder and flash of lightening. Startled, I pee a little. @teamobjection @ChrisEtling