stupid mitchell

If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

"It's zero outside right now!"
"Kelvin?!"

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Holy shit

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

THE GREATEST RUN IN HISTORY 🤯

Sabastian Sawe takes OVER A MINUTE off the world record in the marathon and becomes the first-ever sub-2 hour runner in an official race with a 1:59:30 victory over Yomif Kejelcha, who also breaks two hours in his debut marathon, running 1:59:41 for second.

Sawe is now 4 for 4 with marathon victories. After the leaders hit halfway in 60:29, Sawe ran 59:01 FOR HIS SECOND HALF as he and Kejelcha worked together to drop third placer Jacob Kiplimo, who himself ran 2:00:28 to finish under Kelvin Kiptum’s old WR mark.

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

A good litmus test for someone's appreciation for real urbanism is their thoughts on Wrigleyville. Anyone focusing on the 1 block of corporate buildings/chains and not the historic charm and local businesses that make up the majority of the neighborhood is not a serious person.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

all ONE BLOCK. Sickening lmao

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

That's a ball blue

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

By that metric South Dakota would be #1 with around 1k bushels per person. Dumbass Nebraska fans making me defend Illinois fans I'm gonna be sick.

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

This is for the “Illinois is corn country” people. Nebraska runs this shit

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Oh my God they're stealing the name of a rivalry neither of them are a part of. I hope neither team wins and the stadium explodes.

[Tim Royers @MW_Royers]

OH MY GOD FARMAGEDDON IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Which I suppose just means I picked 2 of the 3 seed upsets correctly

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Got every single women's first round game right except Iowa State I'm gonna be sick

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Living a nationalized house race district is very strange. Anyway, I'll be voting for Kat.

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Mark Ruffalo endorses Kat Abughazaleh for IL-09

"Don't let AIPAC buy our politicians.

Vote for Kat. Vote for a politician who will be working for you, not a foreign entity who drags us into wars and cares nothing for the American people"

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

@TJFsports Nothing "closely" about how you're watching that game brother

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Bro is watching from a commercial airline flight 35,000 feet above the stadium

[Tom @TJFsports]

In a predominantly Iowa State section. I can confirm they do not know ball. The people that were in my mentions a while back implying that the aggressive booing of correct calls was strategic and not dumbness are full of it, they just are non ball knowers that love to get mad

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

@TJFsports Your bad for making a dumb generalization about a fanbase you can't see without a telescope

[Clash Report @clashreport]

📸 The last photo of Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, a third-grade student killed in the reported U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab, Iran.

He is waving goodbye to his mother.

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

@bruh19041319 Tell that to Rocco. He was obviously expecting something more professional.

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

This is actually fucking hilarious because Rocco is very obviously talking about how he didn't expect to be crammed into a shitty middle school lunch table for his press conference but somehow this dumbass thinks it's his first time seeing a microphone or something.

[Mark Brennan @MarkXBrennan]

New Penn State QB Rocco Becht discovers he's not in Ames anymore. Cool scene at his first PSU presser. Stay tuned for more at https://t.co/aAjrCQX2ip

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

@BraggingRtsSpts Nobody from ISU said anything. The dude from PSU made a completely unnecessary and inaccurate dig at ISU.

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

@BraggingRtsSpts Tell that to your visibly unimpressed quarterback

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Holy shit

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

CHICAGO THIS SUMMER WE ARE COMING BACK TO PLAY POTENTIALLY INFINITE SHOWS AT THE METRO, STARTING 7/16. TICKETS ON SALE TOMORROW AT 10 AM CST, IF A SHOW SELLS OUT WE DO ANOTHER ONE, DIFFERENT SETS & OPENERS EACH NIGHT CAN'T FUCKIN WAIT LETS GO AHHHHHH

POSTER ART BY @dashawnmahone

[Fran Fraschilla @franfraschilla]

@burner605 @CycloneMBB @Big12Conference @kenpomeroy @CycloneLarry69 @CycloneLarry69 is a very smart man

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

This seems very bad. The state of ISU athletics feels extremely tenuous at the moment.

[Iowa State Gymnastics @CycloneGYM]

Iowa State Cancels Remainder of Gymnastics Season

📰: https://t.co/LmFqUk4u2M

[stupid mitchell @Kerr_ific]

Why the fuck didn't they light the torch during the climax of Nessun Dorma???