Kerri Doherty

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[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

When @StaceySolomon baby is asleep she tidies and organises her house, my baby has been asleep for an hour and I’ve spent all of that time on the sofa staring at the switched off telly because I can’t be arsed to get up and get the remote 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

@JustEatUK are clearly ok letting one of their drivers steal £50 worth of food from us and claiming we gave the driver a code we were never sent. The most unhelpful company

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

@YodelOnline why is it impossible to speak to a human at your company? Online chat won’t answer my question. Phone number won’t give me the option to speak to anyone. My parcel is missing and I need to speak to someone

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

@boohoo_cshelp hi, I sent a refund over two weeks ago and the inpost tracking shows it got to your warehouse on 3 December but I haven’t had any notification that you have received it or processed my refund

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

@RoyalMail are you having problems with your online tracking as I have two separate parcels both showing an error message when I try and track them?

[Earlsdon Primary @EarlsdonPrimary]

Great to see our Reception children enjoying their pyjama party!

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

9am tomorrow it is 😭 #oasis2025

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

@dannydoc10

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

LA’s opening ceremony’s going to be so good #OlympicGames #LA2028

[AR @llewelyn20]

It is transition day, so we have welcomed our new Reception class. Adorable. As I walk in, a boy smiles at me and sits down at a table. I smile back, this lot will be fine.
Right, says the boy picking up a pencil with enthusiasm, let's fucking do this.

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

"I like sandwiches too Mr Sunak…"

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

She might not sound the best but Christ does Shania look good 😧 #Glastonbury

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

I had the highest hopes for shania but fuck me she’s dreadful #Glastonbury2024

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

The greatest Glastonbury set of all time. Phenomenal. #coldplay #Glastonbury2024

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

Honestly The Beatles couldn’t win #Eurovision for us at this point

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

‘I don’t like this perception of me being the black sheep of the Royal Family’ … YOU’RE NOT IN THE ROYAL FAMILY GAZZA! #cbb

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

Ekin-Su thought he was Gary Glitter 100% … that was panic in her eyes 😂 #CBB

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

Kylie and Jennifer Lopez must have the Philosophers stone. Ageing is non-existent.

[Kerri Doherty @KerriDoherty26]

Kylie has made it worth sticking it out and watching #TheBrits all the way through. Spent the whole show feeling old but she’s saved it with a medley 👏🏼

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

One certainty in life:

There’s always bloody something.