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[K.Oops @KerriSnooper]

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[K.Oops @KerriSnooper]

What lightbulbs is everyone using? I feel like I’m getting lightbulbs wrong

[That's Football! @ThatsFootballTV]

Every fan during the #FIFAWorldCup 😂

[Wesley @WesleyBout]

This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain is very tired.

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@DatsHowDeyGetU Preach.

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Me: Phone off, it’s a school night, straight to sleep.

Me: (Running into the kids room 10 minutes later) OMG look at this meme!

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Me (2weeks ago): Stranger things just isn’t my thing..

Me (2minutes ago): If Steve dies I’m gonna fucking kill myself.

[K.Oops @KerriSnooper]

Him: Do you like pirate music?

Me: No..? I’ve got Spotify.

Him: …… No! Like, sea shanties!

😂😂😂
I’m dead.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

If you see me within 15 minutes of waking up from a nap don't ask me anything, I'm still trying to figure out who I am and where I live

[K.Oops @KerriSnooper]

I wonder if my neighbour is also lying awake wondering what the fuck possessed him to buy the world’s loudest bedroom furnishing.

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If I fall asleep right now, I’ll get 4 hours sleep!
And so on..

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My neighbour got ticking clock for his bedroom. 🤨
I’m gonna brake in while he’s at work tomorrow and smash it to fucking pieces!!!

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@DaveMillerOPB Simanim (cinnamon)

[DeliberatelyBuriedComics @DelibBuriedCmx]

Lil’ chefs…

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Dating in your 30s is funny because men like their women 10 years younger and women like other women because men are trash.

[Tati @bossedupyati]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[K.Oops @KerriSnooper]

A few days ago my sister told me to stop sending her reels..
Since then, I have (without shame or hesitation) sent her 57 reels.
I’m not sorry. I’ll never be sorry.