Nick Kerrigan

Working male - Single 👍

[Listen Brother @Listen_Brothers]

If you're a man,

1. Dress well no matter what the occasion

2. Never take credit for work you didn't do.

3. Take the blame, and give credit when due.

4. Always carry cash.

5. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

6. Protect who is behind you, and respect who is beside you.

7. Never insult the cooking when you are the guest.

8. If you are not invited, don't ask to go.

9. Always aim for the head. Never beg for a relationship or a deal.

11. Never shake a hand sitting down.

12. Never make the first offer in a negotiation.

13. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

14. Show restraint in expressing anger, no matter what. Being angry is a waste of energy.

15. Whether is dinner, drinks, or both, avoid placing your phone on the dinner table.

16. Never pose with alcohol.

17. Proper grammar will get you far in life. Leave the foul language for the less educated.

18. Ask more than you answer.

19. You can tell a great deal about a person by their handshake, so make your strong and firm.

20. Speak honestly. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

21. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

22. When someone else is paying for your food, never order something expensive

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Martin Lewis evidence to MPs: “Why should you have to tell firm after firm that you’re vulnerable?”

Just a small part of the utility regulation evidence given at the Commons Public Accounts committee you can watch the full session here https://t.co/FTPGGKZEV9

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

6 months left to live and has been having an affair for 15 years...

Get tickets to see Jimmy live at https://t.co/l3kS1dkbNC and listen to the new Crowd Work podcast here: https://t.co/XSiCLXDIcp

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:

- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%

- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)

- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds

- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)

- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility

- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium

- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains

- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules

- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years

- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years

Ooops, sorry!

That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.

[Nick Kerrigan @Kerrigan3Nick]

@Emily_660 The means for women to have babies 😁

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@AabirBaloc72816 Probably the one with the watch 😜

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@ayeshavisk41781 602

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@nobleisawinner They are clock counter weights

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@satyabhama_2 8

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@weegirlyscot Too many tats

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@nicoleponyxox Nah not me 🤮

[Note To Self @Alphafiles1]

5 years old - Dad knows everything!

7 years old - Dad knows.

10 years old - Maybe dad doesn’t know?!

12 years old - Dad doesn’t know.

14 years old - Dads gone crazy!

16 years old - Can’t take dad seriously.

18 years old - What does dad know?!

22 years old - Dads talking rubbish!

24 years old - I know more than dad!

26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all.

30 years old - Think I should ask dad about this?!

40 years old - It’s amazing how dad went through all this!

45 years old - Dads been right all along.

50 years old - If dad was here, I could have learned a lot from him.

[Nick Kerrigan @Kerrigan3Nick]

@haniya_445 We deal with Women - LMAO 🤣

[Nick Kerrigan @Kerrigan3Nick]

@haniya_445 We deal with women - LMAO 🤣

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@Arden_2210 20

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@superd0ne Oh my 🤪

[Soph0571 @Soph0571]

Sometimes a capture really does speak a thousand words.

Snapped outside my local Waitrose this morning

[Tom Watson @tom_watson]

Well this is awkward.

[Nick Kerrigan @Kerrigan3Nick]

@SteveSheasby Slade

[Nick Kerrigan @Kerrigan3Nick]

@ZoeTheBall So sorry to hear your sad news - may you be strong though your grief - Love to you & your family 🙏🙏🙏