Glen Kerr

[FailedCricketer @FailedCrickt]

One of the greatest acts of sportsmanship ever by Viv Richards. ❤️

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@ChefReactions Moist

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@elonmusk That's what she said

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Imagine going for a pint ,then go viral 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@The_StephenHall hosier's. . ?

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Bucca Hotel @thebuccahotel]

We are looking for cooks, experienced or not! Get in touch via our employment page. https://t.co/EOV0D7ZUZn

[𝓐𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓸𝓷 𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼 𝓖𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮 @ReallyJustABlox]

Despite what the name would suggest, you shouldn’t use a ball peen hammer on your balls OR your peen

[Bucca Hotel @thebuccahotel]

BUCCA PETROLEUM OPENING SOON

Inspired by the recent sale of the Bucca Community Hall to make way for a large scale battery storage facility, investors have deduced that a service station adjacent to the pub is what the Bucca community needs next. Fast tracked by the ever efficient BRC, our own BP is coming to fruition faster than we anticipated with excavators scratching dirt this morning.

"Liquid gold for the tractor then liquid gold for me." said all the hay contractors, probably named Pete.

"Excellent, I can get fuel on my way to work." said chef Mia.

"Now I can tell the Mrs I'm just ducking down the servo for 8 hours" thought rum enthusiast Phil.

Boilermakers looking for gouging tips are welcome.

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We know cookers are gonna cook but please note this is an April fools joke, don't at us...

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

Chuck Norris decided Easter starts today.

[diane mckenzie @dianemc34717099]

Firstly, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern.
I'm ok, but quite shaken up, but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed this afternoon in broad daylight at the petrol station.
I got myself together after it happened, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I was probably in shock.
My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for an ambulance as my blood pressure was through the roof.
The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them:
“Yes,it was pump number 4!”

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@Martyfields I'm doing it right then

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@KP24 Paid ad?

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@Martyfields Old mate knows his limits

[josh Garlepp @JoshGarlepp]

For anyone parked up today

[Titus O'Reily @TitusOReily]

Best Wishes for the season

[lifebloodau @lifebloodau]

Our thoughts are with the injured, their families and those who have lost loved ones because of this tragedy.
On Sunday we issued several life-threatening orders for O- blood, in the wake of the incident at Bondi.
Please make an appointment if you can. https://t.co/dGC0V7Cdsi

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@xfreeze @elonmusk Good stat.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Highlight of my career writing a couple of these for the icon herself

[Glen Kerr @Kerrthing]

@adambspencer Check https://t.co/Tqn0uS0qiJ. If the location is out of Aus, try a vpn