Kerry Jones

@kerryjones2109: Lover of musicals and travel

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you going to the kitchen?”

Translation: Go to the kitchen, return with tasty treats.

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@BBCiPlayer @tomspeirs8583

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583 @SamuelOsborne11 How do you see it all the time and never think to ask what it meant 🤣😜🤦🏽‍♀️

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583 Don’t you dare

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583 I’ve emailed them, you do it too

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Hey #HouseOfGames fans! We need YOUR help with the 'Well Done If You Said That At Home' round. If you’re over 18 (I don't think they check, but who knows?) and happy to fill in a questionnaire, please email QUIZ to [email protected]. Thank you!

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

True love is spending the evening in front of the telly, taking it in turns to say “you’re just on your phone!” and “you’re not even watching it!”

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "we'll see":

1. No

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

As twitter crumbles around us I think it’s time for a RT giveaway! The wonderful @GailMyerscough has offered an A4 print of your choice. Just RT and I’ll pick a winner later. Also, visit https://t.co/vrz5wdaOSm for other lovely gift ideas, crimbo cards etc.♥️🎨

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Yes to check the flow of your combi boiler go to https://t.co/HRKN687rnm #MartinLewis

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583 sounds like our house 🤦🏽‍♀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The huge disappointment of asking “what’s for pudding?” and being told there’s a yoghurt in the fridge.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

For anyone in the UK, If you text ‘SHOUT’ to 85258 when you are in a dark place or suicidal, a trained crisis volunteer will text you back. This is great If you find talking on the phone challenging. It’s completely free 24/7.
Please RT you never know who might need this support

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

You @tomspeirs8583

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night and I'm looking up loads of stuff on my phone and I'm getting very tired, I'll fall asleep and my phone will hit me in the face and wake me up.

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@NishaCole9 Ooh you’ve gone old school

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

@tomspeirs8583 Busy

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

✂️ @tomspeirs8583

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

During lockdown my wife cut my hair - I pretended it was better than my barbers. Lockdown ended, went back to barbers and she kicked off as "my haircut was clearly worse" going there. So now I get my hair cut by my wife, have to pretend it's great, and walk around with shit hair.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

For anyone who needs to see this today #WorldSuicidePreventionDay

[Kerry Jones @KerryJones2109]

Haha @tomspeirs8583

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Written for anyone who’s just started a new job.
https://t.co/2CNGYgx5hm