Kerry Randall

5th generation farmer in IL. Mostly corn and soybeans.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

@fama_il I'm cheering for the San Diego 69ers!!!!

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

@IronMikeSharp1 @fama_il Ask any fama near Pana, IL where they get their YieldMaster seed corn from and they'll tell you how to get to our farm. Bring your truck, we have a prototype Deere planter that needs hauled east.

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Kerry took the new Uni-System out today for the first time to plant dUH kern. Let’s just say they have a long ways to go on this design… 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

The brakes were a little sticky this morning, but I finally got them freed up.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Currently on a business trip looking for additional acres in a southern location to improve our crop diversity. The soil samples from this field might indicate it's a bit too sandy. #TaxWriteOff

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Saw the new Jackass movie tonight. Those red equipment guys are going to love it. Lots of wieners on full display.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Went ice fishing today. It didn't go well.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

@fama_il Can we get some LSDubbya inner tubes to pull with the boat?

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Picked up a few sheets of plywood today and got a flat tire. Doggone it.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Dear Santa: This is all I want for Christmas. I promise to be very good for the rest of the year if you get me these kicks.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

@ksufearless @fama_il You're right, we don't own the New Holland. The vault door isn't wide enough for our 333G to go through, so we had to borrow a baby skid loader.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

@fama_il Hey daddy, if I don't break anything this week, can we have a pizza party on Friday?

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

@fama_il Sorry pops, I turned off the augers last night but I may have forgotten about the burner.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Well there's a problem I'll never have.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. 🧠

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Uncle @EddieRa36785308 just handed me the air checker thingy and told me to make sure the cart is good. What am I supposed to do with this?

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

@fama_il I thought we agreed not to post this picture on the interwebs. Like I said, the sign on the other side of the bridge has a bunch of bullet holes in it. I thought it was a speed limit sign, so I was only going to 5 MPH.

[Kerry Randall @KerryRandall69]

Just got a new phone after losing the old one in the river. This thing is awesome, came with a 50 jigabyte Twitter account. Hello everyone.