Craig Wilkins

Never trust anyone who quotes himself - Craig Wilkins

[Craig Wilkins @KeswickPinhead]

I went to the doctor at the Stronach Cancer Center today.
Painful getting down there, and coming back.
Without my sister and her fiance Doug, I'd be lost.
I need help with everything, now.

#FUCKcancer

[Victoria Veruca Salt @victoriavsalt]

May your chocolate chips always turn out to be raisins you artless, bat-fowling cur! #MakeAnInsultShakespearean

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

There’s probably a really solid, acceptable reason for police to be able to mute their body cams after shooting an unarmed person 20 times, like maybe they’re planning a surprise party or discussing movie spoilers

[🏳️‍🌈Kowbayashi Mooru🏳️‍⚧️ @kowbayashi]

I know I said all along they'd walk, but I'm still angry. This is why we don't report. Would you put yourself through it? She's bloody brave and #Ibelieveher.

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

I guess a white man dressed in body armor carrying a fully loaded weapon doesn't make an officer 'fear for his life' as much as a black man carrying his cell phone. Noted. https://t.co/0PcZ2IXmqf

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

Sociologists agree: Today's teens are so centered and sane because they weren't regularly exposed to Genesis' "Land Of Confusion" video

[TIME @TIME]

TIME's new cover: The school shooting generation has had enough https://t.co/4YI173gqTx

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

First Lady of Poland needs some kind of award for this....😂😂😂

[Paul van der Meer @Paul_VanDerMeer]

Advisers: Do not look at the sun
Trump : Ah yes there it is
Advisers: Do not congratulate Putin
Trump: Congratulations Vladimir
Advisers: Do not resign
Trump:

[Candice @nonprophetess]

2-year-old girl dies after parents treat her pneumonia with prayers and anointing oil instead of medicine

You can believe whatever the fuck you want. You don't get to force your children to die for your beliefs. https://t.co/bKfPvpGars via rawstory

[Saatchi Art @SaatchiArt]

Anastasiia Grygorieva | See more of Anastasiia's work: https://t.co/sb2VdCkTH2 #ArtistOfTheDay

[Craig Wilkins @KeswickPinhead]

@flatshanlon @Leafly Especially when taken from new abode.

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

Mr. President, thank you for recognizing the @ClintonFdn’s work with Adapt Pharma to prevent opioid overdose deaths and save lives. cc @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/XGakAHhoxS

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Are you mad about something? I feel like you're mad about something. https://t.co/wzZUuZMf6r

[Craig Wilkins @KeswickPinhead]

@sannewman I know you are but what am I?

[Craig Wilkins @KeswickPinhead]

Normally, if I saw this much shed hair around, I'd be worried about allergies.
I am not allergic to myself. #fuckcancer

[Craig Wilkins @KeswickPinhead]

@kowbayashi I was once 6'1"
Now I'm 5'11 3/4"
I blame Brexit.