Ketan Panchal

The more common sensical your utterances are, the more irrelevant you become on social media.

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

Disillusionment is a mutagen.

[Dark Pill @darkandcrude]

Only thing more irritating than

auto not following traffic rules when u are driving ur car
is
an auto which follows every traffic rule in the book when u are sitting in it

#gettinglate
#irritated

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

So, we might have a wild card entry for PM candidate for 2029?

[Chittukuruvi @chittukuruvi4]

A Cockroach's last words to a man :
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"Go ahead and kill me, you coward... you are jealous of me because your wife is afraid of me and NOT AFRAID OF YOU"!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i've come to realise that regret is a cruel storyteller. It rewrites the past with the wisdom of the present, convinces you that you should have known better when you actually had no way of knowing at all.

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

@opdroid1234 Delayed gratification!

[(Proto-Elamite) Kansara @kansaratva]

Anusandhan Research Foundation enters the august company of chai tea, naan bread, and of course, Great the Akbar.

[Prof. Shamika Ravi @ShamikaRavi]

Equity infusion by the US govt has major impact on Intel. Under the garb of “industrial policy” governments in rich nations are pouring enormous amounts of taxpayer’s money into private corporations. Lectures on free-markets are reserved for the rest of the world.

[Smitha Murthy @SmithaOne]

'staggering arrogance'?

Do you even know the data this survey is asking for? The kind of privacy issues that could come up?

The fact that their signed sheet refusing to participate showed up on social media is strong evidence of the weak information security.

[𝕲𝖚𝖗𝖚 𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖔 🇮🇳 @spinesurgeon]

I traveled in Vande Bharat yesterday
Reached Egmore at 11 pm
Reached Home and realised that I kept by Wrist Watch in the Rest Room and forgot to take it back

12:28 am Lodged a Complaint in Railmadad Website : Gave my PNR Number, Coach and Seat details and written a brief complaint

12:31 am Got a Call from Railway Helpline : Confirming the complaint

12:34 am Got an SMS from Railway Helpline

12:49 am Got a Call from RPF saying that the vehicle has gone to yard and they have asked to check in Yard

01:12 am Got a message from Whatsapp with Two Photos of my watch

01:13 am Got the second call from RPF saying that they have found a watch and wanted to check whether it is mine

This is Amazing Work from all concerned
To be frank this is not even a "complaint". There is nothing wrong by the Railways. It was my mistake to keep the watch in the train.

Within 40 minutes of my complaint in the website, in the midnight, for no fault of theirs, a dozen people have worked.
Some one has registeed the complaint and informed the RPF
RPF has noted it
Some one has checked the platform and foud the train had gone to year
Some one has informed the yard
Some one in Yard had given instructions
Some one had gone to the train and found the watch
They have taken taken photo and passed it back the command chain
They have send the image to me and confirmed

They have informed the Helpline and I got a message that the complaint had been closed

Today Morning, I went to the Station, gave a letter requesting the watch, xerox copies of my ticket and Aadhar and got back my watch after signing the register

Big Shout out to all the dedicated workers of Southern Railways and Railway Protection Force

Moral : Keep Calm and Trust Government
Moral : கடமையை செய் (Raise a Complaint immediately) பலனை எதிர்பார்

@GMSRailway @RpfEgmore @RailMinIndia @DrmChennai

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

@brawling_virago What if one gets introduced to social media after the marriage?

[vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_ @onetiponehand_]

Iske liye main Modi ji ko kbhi man se maaf nhi kar paaunga.

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

@kartik73 Sometimes conflicts arise just because the conflicting parties want that conflict.

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

The housing society politics that will kick in when there is a conversation about a possible redevelopment of your building will surpass the politics played by our biggest political parties.

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

@Roopa13B I’ve somehow always found Oreo just about tolerable.

[vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_ @onetiponehand_]

Veg Loaded Pizza soot lo mitron. Yahi jeevan hai☺️

[ＮａｖｅｅｎＫｕｍａ₹ 📈💰 @Sheru_Katte]

@Vivek_Investor Yes sir .
Last 30 years returns of different asset classes..

[ViralRush ⚡ @ViralRushX]

Bird having fun bouncing golf balls

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

@Kongonbong @ramprasad_c If I were visiting a place of worship of a religion I don’t understand I’d emulate others’ behaviour or at least ask what’s the accepted conduct. [And, he’s likely not absolutely alien to Hindu sensibilities].

[Ketan Panchal @KetPan]

@kansaratva @kamathnandini1 Hahaha! 😀