Neil Kettle

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

Giving up being a fat lazy bastard for lent. worth a try! 🙏🙏🙏

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

@michaeljordan92 haha good luck

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@michaeljordan92 if i fail to score I'll go

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@JoboHalligan10 lovely hairline

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@LuisFigo whys carragher there?!?

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@JoboHalligan10 I half like him! I'd listen to him in bed me

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@michaeljordan92 I've been a Baghead the last few weeks (years) Mickey J so am gunna give it a miss. Might get fit an sign for preccy cables

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@aannttoonny agreed! in this out next. I can deal with that! buying a van this week that'll keep me in hopefully 🙏

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

Fingers & toes crossed I don't end up in chibuku on Friday. can't be arsed at all 🙏🙏🙏

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

@John17Connor eye opener isn't it JC

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

Am all for the birds in gym gear scene, even you are only goin to grab the kids from school 😘

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

Summer plans with the lads put me in the best of moods ⛺️🎵🎉🍻💊☀️😎

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@joeblower90 never been! Me cousin went last year said it boss like! this we are look good tho. get decent tickets aswell.

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@joeblower90 am gunna go the weekend me I think. gunna go to t in the park I'll see the arctics there! need to round a squad up now 😴😴😴

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We are festival 💬💬💬

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

@joeblower90 @YourAnonNews some bender that joe 😂

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After failing to win an #Oscar, Leonardo Di Caprio has gone on an all night coke binge and ended up in #Ukraine.

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

@aannttoonny @MarcKinchen your talking my language. It's in May! Had he got any words in his songs? Man needs a lyric

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@aannttoonny @MarcKinchen correct! av bee. Lookin there's only Marco corolla on worth goin too. yano Toyotas brother!?!

[Neil Kettle @KettleNeil]

@SurreaIPics @josephhughes_ 1 of them sticky aliens you used to pretend was a pet?!?