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[Kevin @KevBot937]

@kb_french @girltummyfan @RunemirQi This is quite a slippery slope exaggeration. I live in the hottest, dryest major US city. We have all types of AC and fans everywhere without increased respiratory infections. What is a problem is heat stroke.

[Kevin @KevBot937]

@johnsw @growing_daniel It's also largely not true. What's common is places start at 2 weeks and grow until reaching 4-5 after a few years.

[KCLuke @KCLuke]

World cup got me real suspicious of the employment status in the US

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump’s ballroom went from $200M to $300M to $400M, and now Congress wants $1B for a tacky gold ballroom. We aren’t being governed. We’re being fucking looted.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[Kevin @KevBot937]

@EduardHabsburg May we do both?

[Kevin @KevBot937]

@SandyofCthulhu We find it easily in Arizona from the Navajo sheep herders.

[Kevin @KevBot937]

@JoshLipnik Check out Arcosanti if you have the time.

[Librarianshipwreck @libshipwreck]

If AI destroys all meaningful work the only meaningful work that will be left will be destroying AI.

[Kevin @KevBot937]

@JoshLipnik Southwest Modern

[Kevin @KevBot937]

@JoshLipnik Ostrich farm is worth stopping at.

[Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz]

The U.S. House of Representatives if apportioned based on saguaro cacti

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Whenever people talk about AI being the future, just remember how they pulled the plug on the Metaverse because it was deeply unprofitable and no one wanted it.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Maybe there was a reason the internet used to scream at us when we logged on.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Ngl if you write a paper on something in college you know more about this than 99.9% of America

[Ken Carman @KenCarman]

A tradition. Unlike any other.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Yes, I can do this. I will send them left. I will send them right. I will send them down the center. I have no idea what I’m talking about. Good luck Brows.

[Jonathan Birch @birchlse]

Martin Peterson's creative response to being banned from teaching Plato (shared with his permission).