Kevin Coons

My life is based on a true story.

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That moment when you start to relate more with Calvin's Dad than Calvin... #CalvinAndHobbes

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START SPREADING THE NEWS!!!

THE KNICKS HAVE WON THE NBA FINALS!!!

#AlwaysKnicks

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These @NBA refs man...

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@ProShopHockey Delete this atrocity.

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@Legal_Fil Mine had a bunch of 3d printed penis decorations on an out of reach shelf....

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@TomcatJunkie Wasn't expecting to see porn on my Twitter feed, but here we are...

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This is how you prove you're an "Everything" School.

Congratulations to @_delconte and all UT Athletic staff, and of course the athletes themselves!

#HookEm

[Directors’ Cup Updates @Direct_Cupdates]

The @TexasLonghorns and AD @_delconte have secured their 5th NACDA Learfield Directors' Cup Championship.

The award is given to the top performing athletic department. The Longhorn's top performing teams include:

🥇🏆 @TexasRowing 🚣‍♀️ @TexasSoftball 🥎@TexasMSD 🏊‍♂️

🥈 @TexasMTN 🎾

🥉 @TexasWBB 🏀 @TexasWSD 🏊‍♀️ @TexasBeachVB 🏐

5th place @TexasVolleyball 🏐 @TexasMGolf 🏌️‍♂️ @TexasWGolf 🏌️‍♀️

7th @TexasBaseball ⚾️ (ongoing)

Congrats to all the athletes and staff who have made this possible.

**Note: This assumes Stanford W Track does not win the Championship. Their max score is 30 points in the meet and no team scoring 30 or fewer points has finished higher than 5th place.**

Hook Em 🤘

Photo: @UTFootballEdits

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@Kennyduhballern Never want to miss out on the opportunity to close out a series.

Winning it at MSG would be special, no doubt. But that means giving the Spurs a chance to claw their way back into the series, something I'd rather not do.

Boot to throat. Close it out tonight. #AlwaysKnicks

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@MandalorianGe0 @AGHamilton29 @jessesingal

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@AGHamilton29 @jessesingal Remember when we all thought he was a better lawyer than Michael Avenatti?

I'm beginning to have my doubts...

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@TMZ How about you credit the actual interviewer, @SarahisCensored. And while you're at it, provide the actual context of why he said what he said?

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@CJVogel_OTF Trust me on this.

https://t.co/U80JnjozEC

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@Brett_McMurphy Oklahoma AG not Oklahoma AD, dummy.

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@awstar11 @Microsoft @Outlook In the words of Dutch, from the first Red Dead Redemption...

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@AndyStaples It's the first shots of the new civil war.

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@TomcatJunkie @grahamformaine Hey, what's that symbol on his hat? Swear to God I've seen that somewhere before...

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@kyleumlang Dude, people are asking him to contribute to A&M's NIL due to SpaceX being in Texas...

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@GrindLinePod @McDonalds Hey @McFranchisee - Can you put a word in?

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@Doc_Texas

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@iowahawkblog Hey, one of them is a CarID request from me!

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@RobProvince @3YearLetterman is still paying his off.