Jack Williams

Starving comedian, part time asshole, strange rash.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@JCFights I wish nothing but the worst for this tool, but that could have been a damn aspirin for all we know.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

Maybe that boxer should have just grabbed her by the pussy so y'all wouldn't be so mad about it.
#Hypocrites #Olympics #Khelif #carini

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

Hey @MLB , what's the point of replay if you're going to delay the game 5 minutes and STILL get the call wrong? Just go back to letting the umps fuck up the game. #lfgm

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

If the casket fits, you must bury it.
#oj #thejuiceisdead #ripieces

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@iflyCHS how about you concentrate on hiring help instead of adding flights? Another hour plus wait for luggage at midnight. Ridiculous.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

Today's @AmericanAir FUBAR: we were delayed 90 minutes in DFW because the cockpit first aid kit was incomplete. 90 minutes. My last colonoscopy was faster. What a joke of a company, again.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@AmericanAir would be late for their own funeral. What a joke of a company.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@bobohstern Rude.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@thenewarea51 Your UNIT is bent

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@clownworld You know you're in trouble when the tiddies reach the bottom step before the rest of her does.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@LauraLoomer Imagine a day when a woman would support a man who brags about sexual assault over a man who is drinking a beer.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@SelfLoadingCarg @ItsFPVSteve Sooo...what's the deal? Are you still flying to test 1.6 (so it's not ready for release) or are do you feel like killing a few hours while a bunch of your customers are waiting for you to release it? Just release it already dude.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

Smoke signal translation: "Need more cigaret........"

#dadjokes

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@Donald19Duck @SelfLoadingCarg @ShawnSpitaleri @JooSchutz @Fahoud91 @Etienne_Dlll @ItsFPVSteve Lol. OK. His kids will be in college by the time 1.6 releases.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@ItsFPVSteve @ShawnSpitaleri @alexnessie @SelfLoadingCarg @JooSchutz @Fahoud91 @Etienne_Dlll The Muslim week begins on Sundays so you'll either release it today or you hate Muslims. Decisions, decisions!

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@Donald19Duck @SelfLoadingCarg @ShawnSpitaleri @JooSchutz @Fahoud91 @Etienne_Dlll @ItsFPVSteve Yes, many of us know how to "developer" and help has been offered in the past to him. You're right, though, it really doesn't matter when it's out, but what does matter is that he's been making broken promises for YEARS now. He's just baiting at this point.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@SelfLoadingCarg @ShawnSpitaleri @JooSchutz @Fahoud91 @Etienne_Dlll @ItsFPVSteve Well this tweet has aged like a wet fart in church. To be fair, he didn't say which June or July it'd be out.

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@nancyhunt Best #chic performance I've seen yet!

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@ChasRiverDogs Can you please put the link back on the webpage to purchase parking passes?

[Jack Williams @KevHasADadBod]

@hmitch843 @ChasRiverDogs All we're asking for is regular updates. Not an hour of "TBD". Even if the update is just "we're still monitoring but planning on going".