SqueekyStallion

Obviously I'm doing nothing. I'm far too efficient.

[SqueekyStallion @KevL7]

@BadgerSpanner He’s made Q.I boring.

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Pulled the washing machine out so I could panel beat the draining board that doesn’t drain.

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https://t.co/1YZT2gweDG

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Celebs On The Farm is even worse. I’ve heard of Lorraine Chase and Louie Spence. The rest I wouldn’t know if they kicked me in the top field.

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@janepursey I bet they’re not the size we remember

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Celebrity Big Brother my arse. I only know Sally Morgan, Kirstie Alley and Roxanne whatshername.

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@Red_Hol I was expecting him to.

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@smallbecca @DaftLimmy That was Sabrina.

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@TfL @sizeatelollipop And yet the 313 that serves Potters Bar, Enfield, Ponders End and Chingford does...

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@GNRailUK Sunday 17:03 to Kings Cross turned up with about 8 carriages. How about doing that on a Saturday afternoon when no one can get aboard.

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When your wife has vermiphobia you can’t watch Q.I. They mention the bloody things nearly every episode.

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@Classyhobbit Ranging being the operative word. People always ask me what music I like. I can’t answer that.

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@janepursey Urgh. I’d rather have a bowl of coco pops.

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Why do people give you milk when you ask for a black coffee

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Hitler’s sister in law lived in Liverpool. Her son moved to America, joined the navy and won a Purple Heart.

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@janepursey @monquee Once you get past the Easter egg displays.

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@sammynickalls I ask for black coffee. They ask if I would like milk with it.