MalapertGuy

Former Naval officer of Logistics. Chemistry major @ CSU, Amateur gaming. Computer non-geek. Fun fact, David Goggins, mentor and roommate in class 235

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@TheJoeySwoll This is disgusting. I can say I am fortunate enough to be in an area where obesity is a problem so I never worry of this. 😂

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@iamdvictah @TheJoeySwoll Or make the them pay a per minute fee. Or yeah, maybe just banned.

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

There is no God

[Wow Terrifying @RikeshK28597982]

Praying Manis lowered into water to entice out the parasite within! 🪱😱 video credit: Insect world.

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@CodyOConnell4 @kamrynheidi @chesscom I have a theory, I think some people know how they think and some don’t. Those who know can pinpoint which aspects of the game they need to focus on. For example, I always forget where I put things, so I hang pieces more than most. I need to work on it. Maybe

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@clownworld Why is this being clowned?

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

I've stopped watching TV news. They couldn't pay me enough money.

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@NealBruceBC As a 600 elo, I’m running Harry straight towards the King until I make contact. The Queen and King standing next to each other is a great target area.

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@JackPosobiec As a jewish woman, wouldn’t she naturally not like places named Palestine tho?

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@natesolon As a 600 elo I went for a radical Qc5 in hopes they would think they are developing the knight with tempo to block the pin then run my rook to D2, trapping the queen somewhere.

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

The Pez Outlaw

[George Silverman | The MindSkills Guy @GeorgeSilverman]

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of stupid ideas.

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

Has anyone peeped that Amazon commercial where the brides maid tells the bride she can ��cancel” anytime? Are they trying to destroy families or is that Bezos making light?

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

I absolutely love this bird. I don’t know why, ancient relic?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The unexpected sound of a Shoebill stork

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

Serenity

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Yes

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@realstewpeters What?!

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

WW3 is about to make dating so much easier. 😂

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

Illuminati has feelings too.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

guys who masturbate constantly have no confidence, low energy and cant make eye contact.

women have a sixth sense for this.

stop jerkin it.

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

This was more fun than I had imagined

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

How much force is the tail generating to get this sucker so far out of the water?

[MalapertGuy @KevSamuelsLives]

@TheJoeySwoll Those 2 extra reps just got him closer to his goal quicker. Get more done together.