A witty fool with a foolish wit.
Catching the world as it falls apart. Geoffrey on @MurphyBrownCBS. Spiderboy on @BlueBloods_CBS. Writer on @RedheadsAnon.
If you had your eyes peeled this weekend: YES, that IS your friendly-neighborhood Kevin as the diligent army photographer in the first episode of the brand-new Season 3 of THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL!
Hey @Hertz, why do you keep charging me for gas refueling every time I bring it back full? Are your employees not bothering to look at the gas gauge and just slapping on the charge? This is not the first time this has happened. Shameful.
The @Yankees return to The Bronx for their Home Opener after a killer season-starting road trip.
An earthquake heralds their arrival.
This is going to be one hell of a season.
LET'S GO YANKEES!! 😆 🎉
A lone scream from an apartment across the street.
A bang.
Of fists on a desk.
The clouds open, crying.
Adding to a social media manager's tears.
As they run their hands on lush grass.
Sirens cry in the distance.
Who are we now.
#facebookdown#instagramdown#meta
Dear #SagAftraMembers:
This morning our negotiators formally responded to the AMPTP’s “Last, Best & Final” offer.
Please know every member of our TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee is determined to secure the right deal and thereby bring this strike to an end responsibly. 1/2
Hey @MTA, when it’s before 10pm, and I’m waiting 18 minutes for an uptown A train with no alerts or delays, and then your arrival board eventually looks like this . . . then you’re doing something wrong. This happens far too frequently. What’s your plan to fix it?
when someone is about to drive away, instead of “drive safe!” try saying “dont forget the Prince of Egypt soundtrack” because a lot of people forget to listen to it