kev zed

Landsharks and Eagles football!

[LM10 Brasil @MessiLeoBrasil_]

🚨 Repórter: "Você pretende continuar jogando por mais alguns anos?"

Messi: "Sim, sim... Continuarei por algum um tempo, enquanto eu puder contribuir, me sentir bem fisicamente e ajudar meus companheiros... Eu Continuarei jogando.

Repórter: "Quero dizer, você jogará a Copa do Mundo de 2030?

Messi: "Não sei. A verdade é que não estou pensando nisso agora. Parece um pouco distante... mas, como eu disse, estou vivendo um dia de cada vez e focado no presente"

Ele não negou rapaziada...

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible at his sentencing 😭

[Jekyll&Hyde @SLNTnomore]

@DrRemilio

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Drake has reportedly purchased the original childhood home of Kendrick Lamar in Compton for $4.2 million.

[Kirk Lubimov @KirkLubimov]

Canada:

​Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his sufferance in old age.
Tax his health, tax his wealth,
Tax his business done by stealth.
​Tax his car, tax his gas,
Tax the roads on which he pass.
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
​Tax his house, tax his bed,
Tax the pillow under his head.
Tax his work, tax his pay,
He works for taxes half the day.
​Tax his liquor, tax his smoke,
Tax him till he’s completely broke.
If he cries, tax his tears,
Tax the comfort of his years.
​Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.

When he's gone, don't relax,
It's time to collect the estate tax.

And do not let them leave without taxing it all again.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

En Nueva york un hincha de los knicks se trepó a un edificio
Se cayó y se hizo mierda

Estaba a nada de morir per vio que la medica era linda y revivio para tratar de besarla

[×̷̷͜×̷ @fwkingsman]

Moms vs dads voice

[Victor Bigham 🇺🇸 @Ravious101]

That's a wrap on The Resurrection of the Christ — Mel Gibson's long-awaited sequel to The Passion of the Christ.
After a massive 134-day shoot across Italy, director Mel Gibson took a microphone on set to personally thank the cast and crew for completing principal photography on the film, which has been over 20 years in development.
The audio captured him saying:
"Since I'm all yours here and I've got a microphone... I just want to tell you all thank you so much for all your efforts, your support, your sacrifice, your love, the encouragements all through, the prayers and intercessions, thank you all for everything great and everything “small”, in the end it was all worth it.
Now it’s time to make sure the Lord gets glorified in all of this."

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

me in my living room when alex pereira walks out #UFCWhiteHouse

[naiive @naiivememe]

" I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in "
World first trillionaire Elon Musk

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

We are not the same🇺🇸

[Tate News @TateNews_]

Interviewer: "Would you be with me if I've slept with over 100 men?"

Andrew Tate: *Long exhale*

Interviewer: "I'm a high value woman right?"

Andrew Tate’s reaction is hilarious 😭

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇧🇷 THEY FORGOT THE ROPE

This angle is insane … ohh man.

Poor girl. Rip.

Why did nobody say anything about the MISSING ROPE?

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

OG on who has reached out to him on his tip in GW:

"My Raptors teammates that I used to play with in the past, they hit me up. They were really excited for me, happy for me"

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

🇨🇦Bring back the death penalty:

Shoot & kill a police officer? You die

Murder for hire? You die

Terrorism that results in death? You die

Rape a child: You get castrated.
Do it again? You die.

You do what Paul Bernardo did? You die.

Kill multiple people? You die.

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

DETACHED FROM REALITY

Mark Carney just claimed the average FAMILY spends $800 per month on groceries or $10,000 per year.

Has he gone to the grocery store?
4 steaks 🥩 is $100 only one meal

If you ate BEEF 20 days a month x $100 that’s $2,000 without veggies, fruit or carbs

[DeMarvelous DeChosen @DeMarvelousGOAT]

- LOWRY traded to Heat, instant NBA Finals appearance.

- SIAKAM traded to Pacers, NBA Finals appearance

- OG traded to Knicks, NBA Finals appearance.

REMINDER: The Raptors were going to be a DYNASTY if Kawhi stayed, even the haters must see the vision now. STACKED TEAM. 🐐 🍁

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

This play will be replayed for years.

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

🚨Breaking

Pixar has a new movie coming out on June 30th, just in time for Pride Month!

It's called, "Wrong Hole Fool!"

[Jamie Oakes @JamieOakes_]

Samantha Busch made Kyle a promise before he passed:

"In the hospital, I made Kyle a promise," said Samantha on IG. "I promised him that I would do everything I could to help our children pursue their dreams no matter what. 

"For Brexton, that dream is racing.

"So, we race on ❤️"

Link: https://t.co/lbhZvWcfxt