Eng. Ja Gongo

Electrical, Solar Engineer. EPRA Licensed. MIEK. Half Marathoner

[Samira Isimbi @Uwase_I]

Jackson Biko

[Eng. Ja Gongo @Kev_Odongo]

@PrinceTaffari @Brianmbunde @iMuthoni_ 🤣

[Alex & Books 📚 @AlexAndBooks_]

Novelist Henry Miller on why you should lend your books to friends:

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

On matters Likoni Bridge, 6 interchanges proposed at Moi Avenue, Liwatoni and Archbishop Makarios on the Mombasa side & Mtongwe Rd , A7 Road & Ziwani connecting to the Mombasa Southern Bypass Road on the Likoni Side.
Price tag? Ksh. 82 billion. https://t.co/QsSXNvs9NB

[Apram Lingolin @walubengovich]

This year's @NBOcitymarathon only got the shirt sizes correct.
Start times: For Half, 10k and 5k were little bit crazy.

Hydration Points: Only water and in some instances the water was already depleted. ZERO! Absolutely ZERO electrolyte point in the entire distances.

[Herman Waita @HermanWaita]

Elon's dollars have really ruined these streets.

TL always has some blue-ticked, usually Nigerian, account with a tale that stretches credulity.

Or some 'female' account that says something stupid about how they date/treat their boyfriend...just farming for Elon's $$$

[Killa Lando @KillaLando]

Hao watu hawarudishwi shanties bana...liwe liwalo.

They'll have to adapt & learn how to clean...

The rest umesema hapo hazina maana juu ni watu wa nduthi walipewa nyumba...hawakupewa magari.

Lifts zinafail hadi Westlands.

[Eng. Ja Gongo @Kev_Odongo]

@SuraM21761 @kamauwaruhiu 🤣

[Mungai Kihanya @mungaikihanya]

Mazematik za @KRACare ni zakushangaza...
Sh1,314.10 is rounded to Sh1,315.

The rest of us learnt that when the decimal part is less than 0.5, you round downward and when it is 0.5 or higher, you round upward to the next whole number.

KRA; ask @KenyaPower_Care to teach you how!

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

@_fels1 @VIVIANWERE2 Only a foolish man wastes an erection.

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Nothing as painful as after running a half or full marathon alaf Strava records it at 20.9 or 41.9.

[Eng. Ja Gongo @Kev_Odongo]

@kvetchings 👏👏

[Jeff Koinange, MBS @KoinangeJeff]

Folks! This Sunday, the Nairobi Expressway becomes the stage for one of the BIGGEST marathons in the world!
Whether you’re taking on the 5KM, 10KM, 21KM Half Marathon or the 42KM Full Marathon challenge, this is YOUR moment.
17,500 runners.
One city. One incredible experience.
Tell a friend to tell a friend... who knows a friend... who LOVES a marathon!
See you at the Nairobi City Marathon. Be there... or be nowhere.
@patrickigunzah @johnkyanda @NBOcitymarathon @athletics_kenya @Muchina_EdVent @gichdxp
SMOOOKING!
#NairobiCityMarathon #RunNairobi

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Before AI we had Zach King

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[SkyVector @TangoFox_]

@kinjeketile Even JICA admitted that tackling the matatu menace was a political minefield they couldn't untangle. My take? We didn't need to fight them directly. Sticking strictly to the master plan's trifecta, BRT, NMT, & Commuter Rail, would have starved out the nganya industry organically.

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

A wise mentor once told me: "Before you play the game, study the winners. If you don't want their life, don't play their game."

[Dangerously Dialed In @FitWealthyU]

The bar is so insanely low that if you work out 3x a week and stop eating like a moron, you’ll end up looking and feeling superior to almost everyone you know.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

don’t forget that a compass was invented before the clock because direction is more important than time.