Kevin Reiss

you may have seen this next comedian in Big Y

[Kevin Reiss @Kevin60747711]

My favorite part of working out is going to the yoga studio to replenish my electrolytes from the salt licks afterwards

[Kevin Reiss @Kevin60747711]

You know it's bad when your dentist starts calling you "gift horse"

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Old year old me

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

The public has a distorted view of science, because children are taught in school that science is a collection of firmly established truths. In fact, science is not a collection of truths. It is a continuing exploration of mysteries.

- Freeman Dyson

[Kevin Reiss @Kevin60747711]

Don't forget to Hawk Tuah voting location and voice your opinion on that thing

[Kevin Reiss @Kevin60747711]

Presidential results predictions (mark my words) (winner vs. loser)
2028: JD Vance vs. Jimmy Carter
2032: Vance vs. Carter
2036: Carter vs. Ted Cruz (the comeback King!)
2040: Biden vs. Dick Cheney
2044: Al Gore vs. RFK
2048: RFK vs. Dick Cheney

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@JarvMakesMusic @NoahKahan @TeeceLuvv Bro WHAT how did I miss this

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@ji_m_____ Swifties

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@ji_m_____ Is this a Sound Tigers reference?

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WHY DOES EVERY NEW SONG NEED TO BE ALL CAPS

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@wildtiktokss I'm not racist but I'm sure you are

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@ji_m_____ @Rolyats03 How do you say Jason...?

[Hard Mountain Dew @hardmountaindew]

life is hard… and so am I 😎

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Linked in? Oh you mean... Gay?

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@JarvMakesMusic The Mastermind

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@Calbo468 I'm going to cancel you

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@elonmusk @KanekoaTheGreat Who?

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@ji_m_____ Jimbo!

[Entropy MDPI @Entropy_MDPI]

Read #FeaturePaper "The Metastable State of Fermi–Pasta–Ulam–Tsingou Models" from Kevin A. Reiss and David K. Campbell. https://t.co/2aByXUf3HA

#metastability
#statisticalmechanics
#numericalmethods

[Kevin Reiss @Kevin60747711]

Cool and clean, just like my oven.