Kevin C. McCarthy

mostly dad things and craft beer

[Kevin C. McCarthy @KevinC_McCarthy]

All my friends when I leave the bar to go to bed at 8:30pm

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

put kevin mccarthy under oath and ask him why he’s such a little bitch

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@SNY_Mets @ActualNames1

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@TheClemReport @GottaBelievePod Swap it out with Jason bay as a four seed. We’ve had like 19 Jason bays join this team since then.

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@MLBNetwork

[bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

What do you men even wear to dates?

[Kevin C. McCarthy @KevinC_McCarthy]

@mlb_cc tremendous crabs for jazz

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How it feels to be a #mets fan

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Dick Punch

United States Census, 1950

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@cherylbolen @UofMaryland GO ALEX!

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Tonight was chapter 9635

[Kevin C. McCarthy @KevinC_McCarthy]

Tonight should just be called “Kevin eats too much tikka masala chapter 6849”

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@PintsandPanels Motueka

[𝓢 ᥫ᭡. @LilMisssBoujee]

what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?

[Kevin C. McCarthy @KevinC_McCarthy]

My wife when I perfectly execute all the lyrics to lip gloss by lil mama

[𝖜𝖔𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 @goblinodds]

god why are men so hard to get gifts for

wtf do u people want

[Kevin C. McCarthy @KevinC_McCarthy]

In an unexpected turn of events I have become a shacket guy

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My mom asked me if I would consider naming my next son Kevin and days like today are exactly why I will not

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@alkalinesolo33 My mom saw them a few times in the early 80s. Jealous indeed

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@PintsandPanels Susan and brut IPA is perfect ☠️ 😂

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Why does my watch think that I said this

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@JGrayJets Nope. He’s the worst and the shtick is beyond overplayed. Most of his followers are braves fans who use him to clown Mets fans