kevin.🤖

Wannabe Media/Tech Mogul; The Price Is Right fan; Your Fave Radio DJ; Secret Nerd; '06 Time Person of the Year; The Fonz Called Me Cool Once🎣

[kevin.🤖 @KevinCaldwell_]

Hear me out:

Watching #CycloneSummer but with high powered fans timed to turn on whenever there’s a Twister on screen and turn off when the scene ends.

[USA Gymnastics @USAGym]

We offer our deepest condolences to Kara’s family, friends and teammates at @UWWGymnastics.

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@redh4x_ Hey at least 5 years later someone recognized me😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧

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Okay, Captain Marvel was super dope but I couldn’t help but think of Piccolo’s design from Dragon Ball Evolution(🤢) every time a Skrull was on screen. So are (gross live action)Namekians & Skrulls distantly related cousins?

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I'm assuming this is a hot take...but That 90s Show is significantly better than That 70s Show.

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Just remembered Totally Spies was a thing. I wish I hadn't.

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@JohnCena said he follows 1000 people a day. Just slowly waiting for my turn.😌😌😌

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@FatKidDeals Code not working ;(

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@sandritanitaa We meet for the first time irl in a mall! Without malls our love story would have never been

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@JoshHalstead I talk about it

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I can’t tell if this is an even more baby faced pre Xbox mod YouTuber Timothee Chalamet or @Baileymoon15

The debate is on

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@dylan_gault Incels never keep their stories straight

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@JulianLOVESDogs No but I do

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@sandritanitaa Future ex wife

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@JoshHalstead 😵

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@sandritanitaa Do you need me to call someone?

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@JoshHalstead @jessiegender Which buddy?

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I got the TINIEST little micro paper cut opening an envelope earlier and it’s probably the 4th most painful thing I’ve ever had happen to me. Accepting resumes for caretaker as I recover.

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Tom DeLonge (2003, colorized)

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@MozillaVulpix omg I just noticed our cover photos are both from the best outro DBS had. Yours flows right into mine.