Kevin Chew

Building a myth. Creating a curse.

[Tom Jones @93vintagejones]

For the love of God play this with sound

[Kai Lentit (e/xcel) @KaiLentit]

Send this to your best EU employees when they're back mid-September.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

lmfao, y’all had ONE job with this release date 😭

[Kevin Chew @KevinChewy]

@SpiritHalloween I desperately want the pumpkin punisher animatronic

[ASHA @asha_shar]

Your physical game library is more than a collection of discs. It holds years of memories and stories worth preserving. Starting next week, XBOX Insiders can unlock a digital entitlement for supported physical games. We’ll start with thousands of titles and add more as we can.

[toasty @tostyart]

This shit is fucked up why is there border patrol in Mexican heaven

[anis @JustUghhhhh]

told my brother that i don’t have a girlfriend cos I’m into boys and he asked, “so why don’t you have a boyfriend?”

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

“Yo send me the pic we took last night”

The pic:

[Kevin Chew @KevinChewy]

@RetailMuppet @ThaaatColin @Tesla That's a Lexus, not a Tesla. Glad I could help.

[scoob @MostCrucified]

imagine getting paid like 3 bucks an hour by dan snyder and he's like alright girlies its time to go to kabul

[Chris Barnes @ChrisBarnes]

POV: You’re a pledge at Penn State…

[alli @sonofalli]

if your girl:
- drinks a lot of water
- causes drama
- remembers everything
that's not your girl, that's a data center

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The cruel wheel of time turns for us all

[Kevin Chew @KevinChewy]

@transitive_bs That's just the last season.

[Kevin Chew @KevinChewy]

@elonmusk Hey @grok, how long of a ramp would be needed and what speed would a Tesla roadster need to be traveling to escape the moon's gravity?

[Koa.eth @KoaWeb3]

Me: Never trade with emotions.

Also me:

[Kevin Chew @KevinChewy]

@statesman Might not be illegal but if I have a sign and someone comes by trying to sell me something, I'm going to slam the door in their face.

[Kevin Chew @KevinChewy]

@Flashman200 @xdNiBoR Doesn't matter how much money you take in if you don't reduce the amount going out.

[Michael Clayton (2007) @Michael_CIayton]

Every high school friend group had that one guy that was way too eager to show you his penis