Kevin Church

I'm just me...

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@RunnersNeed KMC mint and lemon

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@Tesco you have closed your butcher’s, fishmongers and deli counters yet opened a Yo Sushi to go counter. Am I out of touch with what people need? Had to go to @AldiUK for salmon fillets…your loss.

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@Vitality_UK I have not been able to access my app or member zone for weeks. Have called but no technical assistance got back to me. Very poor.

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@LondonMarathon No, it’s not the London Marathon

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@TheFreds Don’t be silly…Eurovision is judged on the quality of the song, music and visuals, not international politics.

[St Margaret's Hospice Care @st_marg]

Today, as part of our 🌻Friday Fundraiser🌻 series, we are featuring a gentleman called Matt Drew! During the week of 5th May, Matt will be walking 150 miles from Wells Cathedral to Westminster Cathedral, to raise money in memory of his dear friend Sam Holland. #FridayFundraiser

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@RideLondon Sorry to see your thread turned into a giant moan about cyclists and cycling infrastructure. Let’s try and pull it back to what replies to this tweet should really be about…inspiration, personal challenge and #WeRide. I will be there raising funds for @st_marg. Can’t wait.

[St Margaret's Hospice Care @st_marg]

Our Charity Cycle Ride is back!🚴 Enjoy these AMAZING benefits for your £30 registration fee!

✅Signed and marshalled route
✅Regular feed stations
✅Mechanical support
✅Professional first aid cover
✅Finish line celebrations

Sign up, today! https://t.co/k9eukB0zkq #CycleRide

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@vickiGPN You’ll need a few days off to keep up with this twitter thread and to keep telling people that the LFT in the photo is not yours.

[St Margaret's Hospice Care @st_marg]

🚴Have you seen our Charity Cycle Ride banners in #Taunton & #Yeovil?🚴 With just under a month to go we are all getting super excited for the routes to begin! 🎉

Whether you choose the 100 or 35 mile route - we know you will LOVE taking part.

https://t.co/k9eukAIYsS #CycleRide

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

As a comedy moment it’s still not up there with a member of the audience at Montreal Just For Laughs 1991 punching Jerry Sadowitz out cold for opening with “Hello moose-fuckers.”

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@kennedy107 @LondonMarathon I like the way they tell you you were unsuccessful in the main ballot (shocker) but you can have ‘priority access’ to the virtual event. The virtual London Marathon is not the London Marathon.

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

‘Profiteering and extortion’ take some time to read this as it has been put into terms even I can understand 😂.

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

Making sense of energy price rises is important. They’re going to be the cause of a lot of poverty in the UK, soon. So, I’ve been doing some analysis. What follow is a bit simplified, but not too much. What it reveals is that you’re about to be ripped off, massively. A thread….

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@HughesEdwina Is a wasp just a spicy fly…

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@primevideouk

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@st_marg A great morning, well organised and tree-mendous fun! ❤️🎄

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@SodexoUK_IRE getting our name out there in the community for a cause close to our hearts. ❤���🎄#volunteering

[St Margaret's Hospice Care @st_marg]

🎄 Our incredible #volunteers! 🎄

A huge shout-out to our collection volunteers - what a fantastic time we had collecting Christmas trees from our local community. Were you one of our amazing crew? Are you featured in our photo collage?

What a great success! 🎄🤩🎄 #Somerset

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@SodexoUK_IRE #SodexoFestive5 incorporated into @YeovilTownRRC Santa Dash in aid of @STOP_HungerUK and @YHCharity Love this event 🎄🎅🏻🏃‍♂️❤️

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@RICHARDC00KE @KarenG_Kreative @ChadburnMary @Cath_Tyldesley And 76.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot…

[Kevin Church @KevinChurch12]

@DailyExpressRB @guardian @Telegraph sincerely…stop printing these sensationalist, lazy and downright f****** miserable articles. I’m sick of it. I know you’re not the only ones (@SkyNews, @DailyMirror etc). You are dragging down the country’s mental health.