Kevin Cooke

Media stuff and comedy writing. Voiceover stuff. Wine is pretty good too.

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@ComedyWriter2
#comedy #willsmith #chrisrock #oscars #EntertainmentNews

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@h3h3productions Will Smith sucker punched a man with his hands behind his back. Then cried on TV about how he has been chosen to do the lords work of spreading peace and love. Wheres the confusion again?

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@JimBelushi Well put that in your pipe and smoke it! BTW, I’m 30 mins from you if you want to talk pyramids!

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@MJMcKean Micheal for the WIN!!

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@BillyBaldwin I think perhaps it CAN, be used if a quick skill testing question follows... The player must explain the difference between a Jewish Space laser and a Gentile Space laser.

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@BillyBaldwin No! Not after I learned Qi is a word!!
Selfish? Ok. But NO!!

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@janemarielynch Budget

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@nlyonne Hard to be honest with new parents!!!

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@DerekSheen If he’s gonna be take. Seriously again he’s gonna have to fake his own life

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@DerekSheen Wow! Awesome!

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@BrentButt I unsuccessfully try to find video of you doing that.

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@BrentButt Stop making sense!

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@ConanOBrien @TeamCoco Such a perfect visual! That’s funny man! You should like have a show or something!

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@paulapoundstone Luke’s veal and ofal kitchen

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@WhoseRyanStiles Apparently it is!

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@johncusack Uh John... love ya man but ya gotta spell Buffoon right! I’m other you 5000% on message, but ya can’t call a guy dumb and misspell dumb!

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@BobNewhart @TheRock I love your mind Mr Newhart!

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Looks even worse before hair and make-up

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@pattonoswalt She then, after admitting the BS, posted “My mission is Truth, my God is the Lord Jesus Christ, and my client is the President of the United States”. Her mission is truth?? Alternative fact playbook! Side note: come back to Helium in PDX and do a few shows with @DerekSheen

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@joshgondelman @MakeMyDayPod Tom petty